[Gpdd] virtual/silly Lenny the great for nurse

[joy smith]

My resume for the position of medical attendant/head nurse, presuming of 
course you have an active equal opportunities programme and can bear a male 
head nurse is as follows:

2001  appointed baby piggie with father to slave Joy, who is very 
experienced orthopaedic paediatric nurse, thus I was able to bathe in her 
reflected glory and learnt a lot particularly since she is a completely 
neurotic owner and always takes me to the vet where he tells me a lot about 
Pig medicine

2003 had my own surgery, the details of which, I am sure we have all had 
quite sufficiently and I am not going into any more details, thank you, 
however the experience has given me an opportunity to witness first paw the 
miracles of modern vetinary medicine, incubators, anaglgesics and intensive 
pig care and I never ate my stitches, knowing only too well that things 
needed to be kept in place, if you know what I mean

2001-2003 all I hear is what a terrible day slave Joy has had and what a 
wonderful organiser/caring person she is, so please pleeeeese let me be the 
head nurse as since my surgery I am soft and gentle and a completely caring 
boar, utilising my extensive sow-side now
I think that my slave Joy may be the nurse from the pokemon story come to 
think of it- can cartoon humans come too?


Lenny the pig Smith
Pig to Nurse/Slave Joy, remembering my father, Barney and my friend Sprite.

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