[Gpdd] [VIRTUAL] or maybe it's silly.. Application for festivities

[Annette Kobus]

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This is the "Grandma" slave of Prince, #2181 on the Poo Trail team. He
would like me to submit his application and qualifications for the
position of "Greeter" at the festivities surrounding the laying of the
Last Poo.

Name: Prince
Address: Austin, Texas, USA
Age: 7 1/2 years 
Position desired: Greeter
Qualifications: I am a good-natured, mature male guinea pig. Although I
am getting up there in age, my greeting abilities have not diminished.
Each day I faithfully run to the corner of my cage nearest the
approaching slave and stretch out to my full height (which reaches to
the top of the cage, by the way) and chew on the bars. While chewing, I
make sure to smile with my nice white teeth. I must be a good greeter
because I always get Cavy Cuisine when using this type of greeting. 
Personal/Special Considerations: Given my age, I do tend to need a rest
once in a while. If a small square of soft yellow t-shirt could be
available nearby, it would provide me with a place for a short nap. I am
very good at forming a pillow from the material to lay my head upon. 

Prince is very excited to be taking the PigAir flight and having fun at
the great big party! 

Thank you.
Annette ("Grandma" slave)
Mindy ("Mama" slave)