[Gpdd] [VIRTUAL] PigAir Correspondent Update #2

[Pam Mitchell]

11/16/03 - sometime in the AM EST

This is special correspondent Bailey coming to you from PigAir Charter 11/16
somewhere over the Southeast of the United States.

Breakfast was wonderful. Fresh Romaine and cilantro and a fruit cup with
apples, grapes and oranges. My fresh carrot juice came with a spear of
cucumber! And the portion sizes!!! My goodness, my slave could learn a thing
or two from the PigAir’s Food Service. The card on the tray said all the
food came courtesy of the Penny Giggles. Well, I just had to get up and find
Wild Wooley Willey and his pig-wife Penny Pig to thank them. Stuart is
certainly enjoying his Broccoli Blasters (I think he’s on his third, sigh).

The flight has been great. Senior Pig Pilot Blizzard and his Co-pilot, Buddy
have been very entertaining with their commentary about the country we are
flying over. We have landed in South Carolina and are going to go to Georgia
and Florida before lunch. (I just can’t say enough about the food! The
snacks are delicious and everyone seems to have brought their favorite
munchies for sharing up and down the aisle.)

There are several slaves on-board as well as pooches, kittens and baby
piggers. (The creche area is just too cute. Each baby pig has his/her own
cuddle cup as well as teeny, tiny headphones so that they can enjoy their
movie. I think they’re watching Stuart Little) The slaves seem to be trying
to not interfere with the party and are enjoying the music and movies as
much as the rest of us. They do seem to be the most concerned that our
current poo output be collected and sent on to Mr. Rod for the end of the
trail. We off-loaded a huge (blush) bag in South Carolina for shipment.

Well, the Captain has put on the seat belt sign again for landing. The band
is chugging their last drinks before they sit down and Patches has dozed
off, again. How can that girl sleep so much?
I’ll phone in another report in a few hours.
I can’t wait to see who’s getting on-board.

(Hey, this is Patches! Maybe I’m sleeping so much because my pig-husband,
Taz is partying with the Boars from Vermont and Pennsylvania, which means he
’s not bothering me! After all, I AM on vacation. Besides, I always nap
after a great meal.)