[Gpdd] [SILLY] Head Nurse and Spiritusl Advisor for Poo Trail Trip, Affairs of the heart, Drooling Dentist

Sandra Oliver-Poore oliverpoore at mindspring.com
Sun Nov 16 21:11:15 EST 2003


WWW Here,  Hi Jenni and Beethoven,and all, Wheels Up At Last!!!

Whee are thrilled to receive your last minute application.with one small caveat,  Remember to practice being more timely.  As part of your RN training, health care professionals must be absolute examples of proactivity.  Whee assume you are too late for a reservation on PigAir so our Ms. Princess Pig, who is feeling very poorly indeed  has volunteered her seat.  Whee sent her ticket via OWL and in fact you should already have it and be on your way as I write this follow up note. Whee are delighted to have you join the Medical Team, and whee make you Co Chairman along with part time nurse Mocha   Please let us know if you see the drooling dentist, I think whether he gets to Cape Alava will be a virtual surprise.  I will also assign you Ebeneezer Pig as he is a true Pig for All Seasons type and can fill in as necessary. His writing skills will be wasted on forms though, make sure he as plenty of time for Event Reporting, our Piggy on the Spot, also perhaps he will pen, "The Tao of Poo".  I have lost track of your other nurse, she has an eggsellent resume and will be your mainstay. My deepest agologies to her.

And Beethoven, thank you for offering your services as spiritual advisor,  compassion and kindness are traits that transcend all belief systems and your comforting words and touch will benefit all those in need of them. 

I must comment on the "female" attention I have been receiving.  Don't get me wrong, I love all the attention, I hog it all to my self usually, and I know this is a boar-ish trait. Truth is I giggle allot. My slaves will do anything for me as I break out into uncontrollable purring at the slightest touch, but that's pretty much the extent of my extramarital activities.  Besides, having just married Ms Penny Pig, all my capacities are well spoken for. and she has found a happiness in being my wife that has eluded her in her bachelor years living with Honey and Princess.  I would however, recommend the ladies to my brother BobBob. He is a gorgeous texel, black head with white blaze, back feet, white body shot through with black.  He is very single, and ready for adoption.  Also available is Shy Guy, an agouti Peruvian, Mistress can't seem to keep his bangs trimmed enough that he can see, but he has a heart of gold and is ready for a new home.  Both will appear on Posters at the Welcome Booths, but note: neither of these rogues is neutered!

As a final Note All Penny Giggles will step in to relieve Poo TRail Activists (with official numbers from Rod.) so that they can relax and enjoy the the festivities as they so richley deserve.  
Fondly, and with parsley, 
WWW, Grand Po-Bah of the Penny Giggles.


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