[Gpdd] Re: [SILLY] Head Nurse and Spiritusl Advisor for Poo Trail Trip, Affairs of the heart, Drooling Dentist

[Jenni]

Oh dear, Princess Pig, please keep your seat!  But thank you for being so
thoughtful!!!!!  I (Jenni--slave to Beethoven) already have a seat in the
Anything Goes section!!  I'll try to get an intercept out to the owl and
send him back!!
  ----- Original Message -----
  From: Sandra Oliver-Poore
  To: Jenni ; lena-wennberg at post.utfors.se ; gpdd at gpdd.org
  Sent: Sunday, November 16, 2003 9:11 PM
  Subject: [SILLY] Head Nurse and Spiritusl Advisor for Poo Trail Trip,
Affairs of the heart, Drooling Dentist


  WWW Here,  Hi Jenni and Beethoven,and all, Wheels Up At Last!!!

  Whee are thrilled to receive your last minute application.with one small
caveat,  Remember to practice being more timely.  As part of your RN
training, health care professionals must be absolute examples of
proactivity.  Whee assume you are too late for a reservation on PigAir so
our Ms. Princess Pig, who is feeling very poorly indeed  has volunteered her
seat.  Whee sent her ticket via OWL and in fact you should already have it
and be on your way as I write this follow up note. Whee are delighted to
have you join the Medical Team, and whee make you Co Chairman along with
part time nurse Mocha   Please let us know if you see the drooling dentist,
I think whether he gets to Cape Alava will be a virtual surprise.  I will
also assign you Ebeneezer Pig as he is a true Pig for All Seasons type and
can fill in as necessary. His writing skills will be wasted on forms though,
make sure he as plenty of time for Event Reporting, our Piggy on the Spot,
also perhaps he will pen, "The Tao of Poo".  I have lost track of your other
nurse, she has an eggsellent resume and will be your mainstay. My deepest
agologies to her.

  And Beethoven, thank you for offering your services as spiritual advisor,
compassion and kindness are traits that transcend all belief systems and
your comforting words and touch will benefit all those in need of them.

  I must comment on the "female" attention I have been receiving.  Don't get
me wrong, I love all the attention, I hog it all to my self usually, and I
know this is a boar-ish trait. Truth is I giggle allot. My slaves will do
anything for me as I break out into uncontrollable purring at the slightest
touch, but that's pretty much the extent of my extramarital activities.
Besides, having just married Ms Penny Pig, all my capacities are well spoken
for. and she has found a happiness in being my wife that has eluded her in
her bachelor years living with Honey and Princess.  I would however,
recommend the ladies to my brother BobBob. He is a gorgeous texel, black
head with white blaze, back feet, white body shot through with black.  He is
very single, and ready for adoption.  Also available is Shy Guy, an agouti
Peruvian, Mistress can't seem to keep his bangs trimmed enough that he can
see, but he has a heart of gold and is ready for a new home.  Both will
appear on Posters at the Welcome Booths, but note: neither of these rogues
is neutered!

  As a final Note All Penny Giggles will step in to relieve Poo TRail
Activists (with official numbers from Rod.) so that they can relax and enjoy
the the festivities as they so richley deserve.
  Fondly, and with parsley,
  WWW, Grand Po-Bah of the Penny Giggles.