[Gpdd] [SILLY] Secret Ceremony at the Seashore

[Jenni]

A small gathering of piggys and slaves have gathered before dinnertime at
the seashore.  The sun is setting in a sparkling ocean.  High Sowess Betty
and High Boar Beethoven join paws and ask for all piggys and slaves to do
the same.  Holding paws, giggling and wheeking merrily, whee become a
spiraling, whirling line of piggys.  Then almost suddenly, the line smooths
out to form a round circle facing the center alter, a huge overflowing
basket of fresh fruits and veggies.  High Sowess Betty, in her flowing gown
and wreath of blossoms and ribbons on her head, steps forward to welcome all
piggys to a celebration of life.  HS Betty motions to Beethoven to step
forward.  In his long flowing cape with stars on the lining, HB Beethoven
welcomes and thanks all the slaves.  Then as each slave steps forward, each
is presented with a carrot to hold during the ceremony.  Beautiful piggy
maidens Ginny, Gwynny, and DeeDee, with wreaths of baby's breath and
dandelions on their heads, walk around the inside of the circle scattering
rose petals as they go.
HB Beethoven raises his paws to the sky, then to the earth below, and across
to the sea, giving thanks to the Mother Earth and Father Sky for providing
nourishment and life for all.  HS Betty, holding her bouquet of parsley and
mixed herbs, reminds us that all our dear piggys over the rainbow bridge are
all very much living -- in our hearts.  And the rose petals among us
represent each wonderful memory.  At that moment, a sparkling meteor shower
lights up the sky, each shooting star a departed piggy saying "hi!"  They
are all well and here with us now.
(Meanwhile, as all piggys gaze to the sky, Beethoven has to discreetly step
between an unsuspecting slave with carrot in hand and Betty...But Betty gets
him later trying to sneak a nibble from her bouquet.)
Next High Sowess and High Boar lead all in a rousing wheek! and squee!
chorus.  High Boar Beethoven: "Blessed Be To All!" and High Sowess Betty:"
Merry meet and merry part, and merry meet again!  Let the chowing begin!!"
All piggys and slaves hug and descend upon the Great food basket at the
center.  It's a hideous feeding frenzy!  Wheeks and giggles and popcorning
abound.
Betty and Beethoven retire to the bar to enjoy Bertie's Broccoli Blasters--
they decide to share a large glass with two straws.