[Gpdd] MISC/SILLY: What is the guinea pig railroad + passage

[Algernon07 at aol.com]

Hi -- What is the guinea pig railroad. It sounds like people willingly taking 
guinea pigs to be re-homed (at some distance away) a part of the way then 
linking up with the next relay team. Is it?

       By the way, my three guys definitely want to book passage from Ohio to 
Cape Alava via the piggy charter plane. They've been arguing over seating 
preferences.
 
      Ebeneezer WoollyBear jokes about wanting to disguise himself as a sow 
and get to check the ladies out up closely. The way he almost continuously 
swaggers and rumblestruts, he wouldn't remain incognito for long. They'd find him 
out. 

      And of course my boys all looked very interested when I read to them 
about the "anything goes" class. 
  
       Mr. Cooders (Coody) was interested in the flirtatious sow with the big 
bottom mentioned a few digests back. Said he's certainly enjoy riding in 
first class, too, and perhaps getting to know her. He hopes she isn't a silly 
type.

       If they all end up together, in any section, Wilson must be between 
Mr. Cooders and Ebeneezer WoollyBear. He's quite the "amiable guinea pig" among 
his fellows and often serves as a buffer between the other two. Apparently he 
only "nips" humans, and he's given that up for the most part.

       Surprisingly, they are a little dismayed that the arrival is earlier 
than anticipated. They'd hoped to wear their jaunty Santa hats -- conversation 
starters they say. And they actually wanted custom made tux's for the 
occasion. No way am I laying out the $ for those. They get very annoyed with clothing 
far too quickly and would probably tear their fancy outfits off with their 
teeth if they felt too confined even briefly. 

       They plan to bring their own tent tho they've been known to get into 
minor skirmishes in it so they need to be watched. They're bringing snacks of 
all kinds and are very willing to share with the other cavies.

       They envy the freedom of piggies who are traveling on their own by car 
but like the idea of all the camaraderie they'll share on the plane trip. 

       They'll be thrilled when I let them know that I finally reserved 
places on the plane for them. They've been becoming about concerned last I booked 
too late, but I assured them that any cavy that wanted to be there would be, 
even those making the decison at the last minute.

I hope they won't be gone long. I shall indeed miss them.

Alge
    PS -- They ask if George is going to be there as well as Brownie Bear. 
They're eager to meet the cavies they've come to know and enjoy via the digest. 
"And what about Goldie?" they ask. And all the other pleasant-sounding pigs 
that they've heard so much about.