[Gpdd] [SILLY] Penny Giggles to the Beach for end of Poo Trail

[Sandra Oliver-Poore]

Hi All,

The Penny Giggles have asked for a respite from their unending duties here
at the farm so they can join the thousands headed for the end of Poo Trail
festivities.  They will be attending en-mass and would like to petition
PigAir for seats on the PigAir flight to Washington if there is room. If
not, would PigAir consider a consider running a short hop flight from
Oregon. A baby Huey type poop transport helicopter would be about the right
size so they can have room for any who wish to join.  Failing that, a train
or bus would be fine, ones modeled after the Hogwarts Express or Knights Bus
of Great Britain would be great.   Frankly, the Penny Giggles have always
dreamed that their first flight would be on the USS Avenger with Admiral
Jenkins at the helm, but we heard he has retired to a life of idle luxury
and endless parsley at the Rainbow Bridge.  He was the greatest. Whee expect
to see a very large contingent of Bridge denizens at the party, maybe they
will come on the Avenger.

One request though, could the married Penny Giggles have a section of their
own?  The boars in this group have all endured neutering and want to avoid
the pitfalls of the Boars Only and Anything Goes party section.

Here are there names for reservations:
Wild Wooley Willey and Penny Pig, Square-Ed and Eye-rene, Boar-is and
Marmalade, Gooters and Patsy Pig.  Up for Anything Goes would be the three
Dancie Pigs (they dream of being back-up dancers for the Spice Pigs),
Peebee, BobBob, Shy Guy,  Son of Wookie (Sony), and Pavel complete the party
boars. Pinkie, Danielle, Feebep, Lilly, Honey Pig, and Missy are sweet
little girl pigs and quite innocent, would like to remain that way and
travel Sows Only.

The Penny Giggles wish me to explain that they were never able to join the
Poo-Trail because all their Poo was required here at the farm to help
compost their bedding, which is then used to grow the food for all the
residents of the farm.  They are really good at their jobs and whee are just
now spreading their yearly output  into the vegetable beds for fertilizer
and mulch,  and pathways to eliminate weeds. If there is any extra whee will
make little net bags tied up with multicolored ribbons  to hand out as
souvenirs at the grand Party.

As thank-yous, the Penny Giggles would like to help provision the flight
with the fruits of their labor.  Just now we have ripe tomatoes, carrots,
parsnips, broccoli,  cabbage and kale  Whee look forward the flight and to
the big  party. Whee wish to thank Rod for his tremendous organization
skills and dedication and to all the organizers of the party including the
reservationist at Pig Air, Pam.  Replies can be addressed to the Penny
Giggles c/o Wild Wooley Willey who is Grand Poo-Bah of the Penny Giggles.