[Gpdd] [VIRTUAL] PigAir Reservations for 10/29/03

[Pam Mitchell]

This is your PigAir Reservation Agent, Pam, just returned from my
fact-finding trip to the Seattle Area. Despite the record-setting rain, I
was able to scout out the Seattle-Tacoma Airport and arrange our land
transportation to Cape Alava as well as discovering some terrific side-trips
for those piggies desiring to explore after the celebration.

Reservations received between 10/17/03 – 10/28/03 have been entered for the
11/16 PigAir Flight to Cape Alava, Washington for the laying of the Last
Poo. We want to welcome:

Sows Class – Angel, Sonic, Athena, Fluffy, Ender, Tomi, Machukui, Marachuka,
Pinkie, Danielle, Feebep, Lilly, Honey Pig, Missy, Chelsea, Nutmeg
Nutmegger, Honey Dew, Lola, Sierra, Cheyenne, Phoebe, Annie, Juliet

Boars Class – Cupcake, Stripe, Tiger, Prince (7 ½ year old Senior piggie!),
Brownie "Pumpkin Pig", Peebee, BobBob, Shy Guy, Son of Wookie (Sony), Pavel,
Ebeneezer WoollyBear, Mr. Cooders (Coody), Wilson, Moka, Browny Boy,
Beethoven, Spencer, Choco, Tacoma, Snickers, Snowball

Anything Goes Class – Jenni (Slave), Joe (Slave), Stretch, LBP Dancie Pig,
LWP Dancie Pig, LWPII Dancie Pig

Married Class – Wild Wooley Willey & Penny Pig, Square-Ed & Eye-rene,
Boar-is & Marmalade, Gooters & Patsy Pig

First Class - Daisy

We have also received terrific news from the Penny Giggles of Oregon, USA.
They are not only attending the great celebration en-mass but are
contributing all the fresh food for our flight! As extraordinary farmers,
they are donating ripe tomatoes, carrots, parsnips, broccoli, cabbage and
kale for us  to enjoy on our trip.

PigAir in-flight entertainment would also like to inform our patrons that
Stuart Little I and II have been added to our in-seat selection of movies!

Due to the high volume of reservations received, all personal responses will
be posted to the GPDD web-site
http://www.gpdd.org/virtual/pootrail/pigairlist-031015.txt Please visit
there to confirm your trip details and special requests.

Thank you for flying PigAir, the only airline with a direct flight from all
locations world-wide to the great Western Ocean for the Laying of the Last
Poo.

Pam – Mom to Bailey, Stuart, Taz and Patches the flying piggie

Flight Reservation Details Follow:

TO: Snickers and Snowball
FROM: PigAir Personnel Department
RE: Employment Op for 11/16 PigAir Charter
Dear Mr. Snickers and Mr. Snowball
We have received your application for a working passage on the 11/16 PigAir
Charter to the Great Western Ocean to view the laying of the Last Poo of the
Great PooTrail.
After taking into account your current skillsets and after contacting your
most excellent references, we would like to offer you working passage on
both the outbound and return trips.
Details:
11/16/03 - Outbound Flight to Seattle-Tacoma Airport serving the guinea pig
community (PigAir uniforms will be provided upon boarding. Your "wings" will
be attached!)
11/17/03 - 11/18/03 - Witness to the laying of the Last Poo and following
celebration party (please bring appropriate clothing and sleeping bags)
11/19/03 - Return flight (please resume PigAir uniforms and try to stay
awake!)
Job Assignments:
Mr. Snowball - baggage porter, storage supervisor and ground crew assistent
Mr. Snickers - flight steward for the Boars Only Class (and appropriate
"eye-candy" for First Class and Sows Only Class). Responsibilities will
include food service, in-flight entertainment equipment and emergency
services (fainting sows and rumble-strutting boars may require attention).
We are looking forward to working with you and are very excited about having
you join us for this historic moment in piggie history!
Pam - Mom to Bailey, Stuart, Taz and Patches the amazing flying piggie

Welcome Penny Giggles!
We here at PigAir Charters are honored to have all the Penny Giggles joining
us for this historic trip to witness the laying of the Last Poo. Our
In-Flight Meal Services Department is delighted (and somewhat relieved) to
accept your offer of providing produce for our guests during their flight.
I have confirmed reservations for the following piggies:
In the newly created "Married Pigs" Class - Wild Wooley Willey and Penny
Pig, Square-Ed and Eye-rene, Boar-is and Marmalade, Gooters and Patsy Pig
In the Anything Goes Class - the Dancie Pigs: LBP (lil brown pig) and LWP
and LWPII (lil white pigs I & II)
In the Sows Only Class - Pinkie, Danielle, Feebep, Lilly, Honey Pig, and
Missy
In the Boars Only Class - Peebee, BobBob, Shy Guy, Son of Wookie (Sony), and
Pavel
Thank you again for choosing PigAir Charters for your travel needs. We are
looking forward to meeting all of you at Cape Alava where history will be
made and witnessed by those present and from Over the Bridge.
Pam - Mom to Bailey, Stuart, Taz and Patches the amazing flying piggie

Greetings Evelyn and Phoebe!
Thank you so much for your reservation with PigAir Charters, your flight to
the great Western Ocean. Based on your timely request, your seat assignment
for Phoebe has been made in the Sows Only Class. We are sure that she will
have a great time visiting with her seat mates.
We’re looking forward to seeing all of you at Cape Alava, Washington State
for the laying of the Last Poo.
Pam
Mom to Bailey, Stuart, Taz and Patches the amazing flying piggie

Dear Allison,
We here at PigAir Charters want to welcome Spencer and Choco to our 11/16
flight to the great Western Ocean to witness the laying of the Last Poo. I
have made reservations for them in the Boars Only Class. Please remind them
that they need to stay in their area and that forays to the Sows Only Class
are strongly discouraged!
thank you , again for choosing PigAir Charters for your adventure to Cape
Alava, Washington. We look forward to seeing you there.
Pam, Mom to Bailey, Stuart, Taz and Patches the amazing flying piggie

Dear Jenni and Joe,
The reservations for both of you and Beethoven have been received here at
PigAir Charters. We have reserved a seat for Beethoven in the Boar's Only
Class. I have taken the liberty of placing you both in the Anything Goes
Class with the other slaves that are traveling with us. This class is
directly behind the Boars Only Class and I have seated you in the row
directly behind Beethoven. We feel that this way he can have a truly
"piggie" experience and you can have the peace of mind of being able to see
him at all times!
I have forwarded your request to In-Flight Entertainment Services for the
movie Stuart Little to be added to the available, in-seat movie listing and
they have approved!
Thank you for selecting PigAir for this all-important flight to witness the
laying of the Last Poo of the Great PooTrail Adventure.
Pam
Mom to Bailey, Stuart, Taz and Patches the amazing flying piggie

Greetings Corpus Christi, Texas!
Miss Dawn, we here at PigAir Charters are pleased to confirm your
reservations for two seats in the Boars Only Class for the 11/16 flight to
the great Western Ocean to witness the laying of the Last Poo at the end of
the amazing Poo Trail Adventure! We have placed Moka in a seat directly
behind Browny Boy and trust that any "rear booting" will then be at a
minimum.
This flight is scheduled to leave on 11/16 to arrive at Seattle-Tacoma
Airport on the morning of the 17th. Those piggies returning immediately
after the celebration (and needed sleep off) will be transported back to the
airport on 11/19 for their return trip home. Please allow for sufficient
"blankies" for the length of the trip.
We’re looking forward to seeing you on the shore at Cape Alava.
Pam
Mom to Bailey, Stuart, Taz and Patches the amazing flying piggie

Dear Sierra,
The reservations for all three lady-pigs have been received here at PigAir
Charters. We have reserved seats for you, Lola and Cheyenne in the same row
in the Sow’s Only Class.
Due to the expected full flight, please limit your baggage to (2) checked
and (2) carry-on bags apiece. Also, due to the seasonal rains expected this
time of year in Washington State, please be sure to pack your rain gear!
(Something you might not have needed on your trip to Texas).
Thank you for selecting PigAir for this all-important flight to witness the
laying of the Last Poo of the Great PooTrail Adventure. See you at Cape
Alava!
Pam
Mom to Bailey, Stuart, Taz and Patches the amazing flying piggie

Greetings Mia!
Thank you for sending in your reservation for Honey Dew of Homer, Alaska to
join us on our 11/16 flight to Cape Alava. I have reserved a seat in the
Sows Only Class where she will fly in comfort in our climate-controlled,
pressurized cabin. We hope that she will be recovered enough to join in the
celebration of the laying of the Last Poo on the Great PooTrail.
Thank you for selecting PigAir Charters for this all inportant trip.
Pam, Mom to bailey, Stuart, Taz and Patches, the amazing flying piggie

Dear Alge,
Thank you so much for your reservations with PigAir Charters, your flight to
the great Western Ocean. Based on your timely request, seat assignments have
been made for the following:
Boars Class - Ebeneezer WoollyBear, Wilson and Mr. Cooders (Coody). As per
your suggestion, I have placed them all in the same row with Wilson in the
center seat.
We too, were a bit shocked at the speed these little poopers made in getting
us to the end of the Trail. Please don't let their speedy progress prevent
your little guys from wearing their Santa hats. They will add much to the
celebration!
We’re looking forward to seeing all of you at Cape Alava, Washington State
for the laying of the Last Poo.
Pam
Mom to Bailey, Stuart, Taz and Patches the amazing flying piggie

Dear Chelsea and Nutmeg Nutmegger!
PigAir Charters welcomes you to the 11/16 flight to the Great Western Ocean
to witness the laying of the Last Poo. I have seat confirmations for you
both in the Sows Only Class. Since you are bringing your telescope, we
recommend that it be placed in your carry-on luggage (2 pieces allowed,
each) to prevent damage.
Thank you for choosing PigAir Charters for your adventure to Cape Alava,
Washington. We look forward to seeing you there.
Pam, Mom to Bailey, Stuart, Taz and Patches the amazing flying piggie

Dear Britt,
We here at PigAir Charters want to welcome Brownie "Pumpkin Pig" to our
11/16 flight to the great Western Ocean to witness the laying of the Last
Poo. I have a seat confirmation for him in the Boars Only Class. Please
remind him that he needs to stay in this area and that forays to the Sows
Only Class are strongly discouraged!
Thank you, again for choosing PigAir Charters for Brownie "Pumpkin Pig's"
adventure to Cape Alava, Washington. We look forward to seeing him there.
Pam, Mom to Bailey, Stuart, Taz and Patches the amazing flying piggie

Dear Annette and Mindy,
We at PigAir Charters are very honored to welcome Prince to our 11/16 flight
to the Great Western Ocean to witness the laying of the Last Poo. Prince is
indeed our senior-most client to date and we have reserved him a senior seat
of honor in the Boars Only Class. His seat headrest will be embossed with
the GPDD seal and a special "blankie" will be waiting for him.
We look forward to seeing Prince at Cape Alava.
Pam - Mom to Bailey, Stuart, Taz and Patches the amazing flying piggie

Dear Lisa,
Thank you for your timely response. I can now confirm reservations for
Cupcake, Stripe, and Tiger in the Boars Only Class. They will be in a row to
themselves with Cupcake having the aisle seat.
This is the premier charter for the trip to Cape Alava, Washington to
witness the laying of the Last Poo. We thank you for flying with us!
Pam - Mom to Bailey, Stuart, Taz and Patches the amazing flying piggie

Dear Carol,
Thank you replying so quickly! I can now confirm seating for all your
lady-pigs in the Sows Only Class on the 11/16 PigAir Charter to Cape Alava.
Based on your request, I have arranged seating for your crowd as follows:
Sonic next to Athena, Fluffy next to Ender, Tomi will share a row with
Machukui and Marachuka.
We look forward to meeting all of you at the celebration for the laying of
the Last Poo of the Great PooTrail.
See you there!
Pam - Mom to Bailey, Stuart, Taz and Patches the amazing flying piggie

Dear Mary,
Thank you for your timely reservations for Angel and Stretch on the PigAir
Charter to Cape Alava, Washington. I have confirmed seating for Angel in the
Sows Only Class and Stretch in the Anything Goes Class. Please be reassurred
that we currently have 4 "slaves" joining us on the flight who will help
oversee all of our guests as well as the most attentive flight crew in the
air. We will get them back to you safe and sound (abet very tired from the
celebration feasting and partying!).
We look forward to your piggies joining us for this historic moment in
piggie history. Long may they poo!
Pam - Mom to Bailey, Stuart, Taz and Patches the amazing flying piggie

Dear Dee and Joe,
Whee are very excited to have your tribe joining us on the PigAir Charter to
the Great Western Ocean. I have confirmed seating for the following:
Tacoma - Boars Only Class (where he will be joining some of the most boarly
boars in the history of the GPDD)
Annie and Juliet - Sows Only Class
Daisy - First Class (seating is confirmed with the Sows in Black).
Whee agree, our pigs travel far more than we ever have! We're looking
forward to meeting them at Cape Alava and joining them in celebrating the
laying of the Last Poo of the Great PooTrail.
Pam - Mom to Bailey, Stuart, Taz and Patches the amazing flying piggie