[Gpdd] virtual- on the road again- Lenny and the oxford pigs

[joy smith]

Every piggie

Phew, at last enough straw to hide in and Grand Slave Joy thinks I'm hiding 
but a nurse has to do what a nurse is called to- so here I am to ensure 
everyone keeps well, knowing exotic vets not too numerouse

Neo has just landed us safely- another flying trip- and Sam his brother has 
been a bit dim about things, but never mind I expect we will find the hay 
one day-  Boris is looking after the carrots and so we will have a feast of 
juice and carrot tops soon. the girls, Zoe and miss cally (woof woof) can 
sort out the rest of the food, wood shavings etc.

Biscuit is back home keeping Slaves busy with his diverting  incessant 
wheekings - he is such a good boy and a bit of a chip off the old block 
really. I know he really wanted to be here but we have to think of the 
slaves.

so as I am here now let us have  a conflab, Wilson will show you to your 
seats and Fuzzy Charley and Mr Cooders and Oz will pass amongst you with 
some samples I have brought. Now these are the finest samples of english 
apples, tomatoes and parsley and are very good for you indeed. As your head 
nurse I must ensure that you are eating well. now you must also make sure 
that your slave understands your needs, so we will some wheeking practice 
and some reallly high pitched continuous squealing so that you communicate 
effectively.

now onto the really important aspect for any slave, you must give them lots 
of cuddles because therapeutic touching is vital for their well- ( human) 
being-  now you can lick at any time, they go spare with this, but the 
really cool thing to do is half close your eyes,  yawn and put your head 
slightly tilted up towards the slave's head this makes them NUTS, they will 
do any thing- I mean any thing for this and it only takes a moment.
you know when you are doing it right when you hear that special noise that 
says 'oh, loooook at himmmmmm' with a stupid look in their eyes.

Oh and one last thing my own Slave, Sarah was quite right when she told 
Grand Slave Joy that the bald patch behind our ears is for cooling down and 
increasing heat loss from our furry bodies and is specifically placed there 
to ensure the heat loss from our ears is super efficient

So- onto the feast now and I will be available for one- to- one discussions 
if you feel the need afterwards
thank you for listening I am here till Thursday


Lenny the Lion Pig, Head Nurse and Cup winning champion