[Gpdd] Silly: Presents for Mr. Cooders and Chester arrived today

[Algernon07 at aol.com]

Wheeek, wheeeek, wheeeek, wheeek, wheeek!
       It's Charlie again, Jolly Rodent, Jr. grade. And I've kept right on 
listening. Wow -- there's excitement going on in the house! Alge's nursing 
assistants bring the mail up from down at the main highway. Only lately has this 
"mail" business begun to interest me. You'd think these cute, floppy little ears 
of mine have suddenly become like radar of some kind.
       I listened very careful. "There's something there for Mr. Cooders," a 
voice whispered. Alge careful and quietly sorted through the rest of the mail 
and said, "Ahh, here's some neat stuff for Chester too." 
       I don't know what the guys received but the apparently they'll both be 
very happy with their gifts on this day.
       Also, those Piggy Secret Santas (we have been told about the Secret 
Santas and took our own gifts to the post office to mail the other day. Wow -- 
it was a long way up there to the counter, even for a popcorning guinea pig. 
But with some help from a  nice man behind us in line, we managed it.
       People were saying how cute we were with our little scarves and ear 
muffs. And what cute chubby little things we were. Wilson took exception to 
that. He works to maintain a degree of thinness so he can maneuver better at high 
speeds.
       Anyway, Mr. Cooder's secret Santa and Chester's secret Santa, you guys 
will want to know that your gifts have arrived.
       Wheeek wheeeek-- I feel like some kind of news correspondent.  It's 
all so essciting. I like being a guinea pig. And I like being a Jolly Rodent 
too, even it if is Jr. Class.
       Happy holidays everyone and thank you for the presents that have come 
to our house!

Charlie