[Gpdd] [SILLY] <Christmas Romance>

[Janneke Staaks]

Hi All,
This is Jan (i'm a boar, jan is the ultimate dutch name). Me and my boys are 
sort of family of the winky girls since we live with their 
mother/grandmotherslave.
I have a confession... I'm in love... The girls came to visit for christmas 
(and stayed for two full days :-D ) and since we boys now all have our 
separate cages the girls were allowed to stay in the living room. I lost my 
heart to suus... I met all of the girls but she was the only one that 
wheeked back at me..she is soo social and cute and funny...sigh..and her 
eyes twinkle so brightly in the light of the christmastree.. And don't get 
me started on those legs, she is like a little gazelle running over the 
plains of afrika. she can jump soo high..
Well, I decided i had to do something about it. Sometimes a boar has to make 
his own luck. So i started charming my way into my 
hopefully-soon-to-be-mother-in-law's heart. Lots of piggy kisses, snuggles 
and a very impressive piggy-puddle (a sheltie doing a piggie puddle makes a 
huuuge puddle, but it sure does help that this slave really knows where the 
best massage-spots are).After a long cuddling session i decided it was time 
to get down to business. Slave janneke by now liked me so much that there 
was some room for negotiation.
She agreed that it was allright if i came to live with them but that i could 
not have any real contact with suus since she thinks she's too young to be a 
grandmother(and some other obvious reasons). I didn't like that so i 
negotiated that i could have a cage with bars in stead of a plastic one so 
that we would be able to give some kisses. I did have to promise that i 
would not organize poo-throwing and hay-tossing championships (:-( ). I also 
would not get any floortime with my susie for exactly the same reason and i 
did't like that much. We did some internet searching together about 
neutering, but those pictures scared me soo much that we settled for some 
sort of a fence that will be placed between us in the living room.
My sweetheart still does not have any idea that i like her and that i will 
be living with them. Could you all please keep this a secret? I know she is 
a flirt and she admires all the handsome piggies that live abroad. But i 
guess that's okay, you will just be the brad pitts, antonio banderases and 
jude laws that she can admire but never attain; i will be the one in the 
cage next to her ;-). The strong shoulder to cry on when it's time for 
auntie guiny and lotje to leave..
So merry christmas to you all! My heart shines a brightly as the star on the 
christmastree for my darling (sorry, but i'm a bit of a poetic boar)
Jan from Dobby's boys