[Gpdd] silly~Hey there, Butterscotch!

[shim1990 at adelphia.net]

Hey Butterscotch~ I gotta make this quick before mommy slave catches me...as it is I'm afraid one of the girls may squeal on me!  Anyway, I just wanted you to know that this sow is single and 100% available, big guy!  You want to stay away from Porky.  She's four and, frankly, she's lookin' every month of it.  And Petunia?  Well, I hate to dis my mom, but I have FIVE brothers and sisters, and we haven't heard from them in a year.  Now, that doesn't make Petunia a bad pig, but ~ who needs baggage???  I'm footloose and fancy free, and just dying to popcorn with a fella like you!  Whoops...Here comes Daddy slave to give out the 9PM romaine.  Can't miss that action!
   xxoo, Your fat little Corkster