[Gpdd] (Virtual) RV Refurbishment Specifications and Pignic Plans

Sandra Oliver-Poore oliverpoore at mindspring.com
Tue May 24 08:24:49 EDT 2005


Hey Ho  Wilson and all you Pignic Piggies

Wild Wooly Willy and Sonny Pig here,  cc Rocky, Horatio, Mr.Cooders

Attn Wilson;

Please find attached plans for the refurbishment of your RV.  Very good of you all to offer it up for the trip. Glad to hear you have finished the mechanical upgrade to include a power plant capable of virtual overseas travel for our Piggy Pals in Holland and England. Whee think the addition of piggy poo powered after-burners is a stroke of genius.   Much better than ram-jets, after all, rams are not piggies are they?? Whee have provided for a variety of landing methods. Best one is the pop out slide like they have on real airliners, but whee have multicolored parachutes and hot air balloons too! Our revision is just what the pig master ordered!  First whee added an entire nuther deck as so many piggies are coming along. Second whee strung yards and yards of twinkle light ropes looping from the ceilings inside and out to add a festive touch and so peples at real pignics can see us coming.  The new cabin layout features a huge food storage and service area aft, and all the corners have been converted to what-else, piggy potties!  The poo disposal unit feeds the after burners. Just behind the Captains cabin is a little nook all set up for Mr.Cooders and Porky.  It looks just like the cartoon on mama Slave Judi's website, and Cooders can hold forth discussions and book reviews. Porky can do her fortune telling and palm readings. Adjacent is a spacious cubicle devoted to porcine beauty and run by our darling Zippy the Mary Kay Pig.  She does makeovers and has a large highly trained staff of hairstylists and manicurists to make every pig into the vision they imagine they are. 

Each seat is upholstered with rainbow hued cuddle cups and the seat backs have hay racks. The sporting and pignic equipments hung from nets and there is quite a large stage for entertainments. The aisles connect up so whee can have a really long conga line. Interior matters are attended by Brownie Bear and Snowy in Security, Snickers the baggage handler, and Snowball the Flight Attendant. Whee could use more help in this area.

Best of all there is a hatch to the roof which whee can use as a stage at the pignics for all our musics and singing and ceremonies, with lots and lots of megaphones.  Also please note there are tilt up softball scoreboards and a Sony Jumbo-Tron so every body and every pig can get a front row view. Cooders may want to appoint some scorekeepers and DJ's, and round up some talent, more softball team and croquet captains etc., that it! He needs a Sports Director. Who shall it be!!!

Whee had a lot of trouble settling on a color scheme so whee compromised.  All colors are used, various and sundry textures as well, smooth and nubly, silky and plush, its all there.  Whee haven't had a lot of pigs volunteering food and their culinary skills but whee are sure the food will be the best, just ask for more volunteers!!  Its gonna be a PIGNIC old boy!!!!! 




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