[Gpdd] Silly: LAPS

[DEE CLARK]

Dear Snowball,

Juliet here, welcome to LAPS!

You say "I want to socialize with pigs who understand my issues, such as:
--eating more,
--not fitting into a certain kind of tunnel,
--concerns about measurements for standard GP costumes,
--being called "Moose" by the vet tech
--intimidating smaller pigs without really trying."

and we can relate to all that!  I sleep with my head in my tunnel cause
that's all that fits.  Slave has attached a pigture.  My vet tech uses
'hefty' for me.  And all the pigs know I'm the boss pig.

http://www.sunnyday1.blinkz.com/albums/photo/1267390/previews/2.htm

http://www.sunnyday1.blinkz.com/albums/photo/1267391/previews/2.htm

Juliet
President of LAPS

PS:  Jimmy Jr. are you keeping the LAPS piggie list?
www.sunnyday1.blinkz.com


Hi to Juliet and all LAPS members--

My slave has been behind in keeping up with the digest, but she finally
learned that I am eligible for membership in the LAPS (Large and Ample Pig
Society)! Okay! That's me!

My main reasons for wanting to join this elite society are as follows:
I want to socialize with pigs who understand my issues, such as:
--eating more,
--not fitting into a certain kind of tunnel,
--concerns about measurements for standard GP costumes,
--being called "Moose" by the vet tech
--intimidating smaller pigs without really trying. (My slave says I am a
sweetie)

Qualifications:
My current weight is approximately 3 lb, 8 oz.
I have trimmed down from my top weight of 3 lb. 11 oz.
Due to my size I worked as a baggage handler on "Pig Air"
for trips to Cape Alava and other places. I am 4.5 years old and have been a
member of the gpdd since (we think) Dec. 2002.

I knew the LAPS society was for me as soon as I heard about it! Looking
forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,
Snowball

(My slave still calls me "Little One")


Carla, Snickers and Snowball ....and Apache