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[Algernon07 at aol.com]

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Hello All you Remaining at Home Piggies and Slaves,
     I've had word from the Jolly Rodents and "company" again. They seem to 
be having a wonderful time. 
     Interestingly, Mr. Cooders and Porky apparently enjoyed a bit too much 
champagne (are we really surprised?   :)   and, said Wilson became something of 
the life of the party -- "all within the restraints of propriety" of course. 
They led the Conga line which became quite merry for every pig, many muffled 
wheeeks and wheeeps of laughter emerging from the seemingly ever growing line, 
Wilson said. He even sent a link that another pig found online about the Conga 
line.
     "You'll never guess," said Wilson, "who was looking over the online site 
and saw Tango instructions."
     It was Cooders and his Porky. And they decided to Tango! Porky was even 
holding a rose between her teeth. Cooders had grabbed one from one of the 
floral arrangements for her!
     I hope some piggy got pictures or perhaps slave Carla managed though she 
may have missed this exuberant display.
     Charlie and Petunia joined in and did quite well actually, he said. They 
were not as smooth as Cooders and Porky but they did well and had fun.
     Chester and Peaches gave it a try and were excellent -- Jan and Hammer 
and their lovely piggy girl friends tried too.   Apparently only a few couples 
Tangoed at a time -- they wanted enough space to look dramatic.
     Later on they conscripted Snowball and performed the much practiced 
Beethoven Pig's Rumblestrut Blues again -- this time with several young boars 
joining in the choreography and Pumpkin was one of them. He did an excellent job. 
The girls went crazy, Wilson reported, added that he, too, was up on that 
stage. Florida Charley and Wolfi couldn't be found so Wilson did Beethoven's 
original part -- the vocals. He was thrilled. (Vocals and music itself can be found 
at:   www.jeffthewebguy.com/beethoven    For those who haven't heard it, it's 
worth a listen! (I have it on a CD and the Jolly Rodents and I play it 
frequently.)
     Wilson raved about the sows all looking beautiful. So much finery for 
the occasion and they wanted to enjoy every moment of being the young 
international sophisticates.
     No one has mentioned the Corkster -- she is on the trip, isn't she? I 
forgot to ask Wilson, but then, I'm delighted that he even took the time to get 
in touch again. When he's with Fuzzy (he said she   was "born to Tango") 
everything else seems to leave his mind.
     Again, I hope other slaves write in about what they've heard -- what are 
Browny Bear and Butterscotch? Bedhead? Too many to name. I do hope their 
slaves will report. Wilson made it sound as tho they were all at the party. And 
they probably were, at that.
     More later...
Alge