[Gpdd] Silly: Counting noses for Royal Wedding

[Algernon07 at aol.com]

In a message dated 1/23/06 12:35:37 PM, Gpdd-request at gpdd.org writes:



> The  Princesses Miss Ivory and Hermione of the Shire of Springville will be
> attending  the wedding un escorted and are most intrigued by the good pigs
> Charlie and  Chester.
> 
> 
Dear TK,

I regret to inform you that Charlie has already made plans to escort Petunia. 
We don't know quite yet what Chester will be doing. He may or may not be 
escorting either Juliet or Peaches or possibly both. I'm certain that one of the 
lovely piggies will contact Chester soon or else Dee will let us know as 
quickly as possible what the final plans will be.

     Also, there is what might be a remote chance that Wilson might be 
available as an escort although he hopes not.
    
     Now that didn't sound very nice, did it?

     What that would mean would be that he won't be seeing his Fuzzy for this 
journey, but he promises not to brood should that be the case. Of course he 
is now concerned that the Misses Ivory and Hermione might feel that he is 
uninterested in escorting either or both of them. He asks that you dispel any such 
feelings should you sense them.

     Charlie has suggested going as a group and the numbers of females and 
males need not "essactly" correspond. They would all share the camaraderie and 
the joy of the event and he says that there is no reason why a gentle pig 
should not have a sow on each arm, acting as escort to two lovely ladies if the 
occasion calls for chivalry. He says that in the most gentle-pig sense of the 
word. Charlie is not lecherous I assure you. 

  And the Jolly Rodents are also waiting to hear if Hammer will be joining in 
the travel and festivities.
    
     Charlie hasn't heard from his buddy "Mr. September" (Charly from Florida 
who is the September pig in the Cavy Madness calendar) and his cage mate 
Wolfi yet either. We so hope that they attend.

     Well, that's pretty much the way of things at the moment. My boys were 
deeply flattered that two such lovely young Princesses have expressed interest 
in them and look forward to meeting them no matter how things work out as per 
escorting the intriguing ladies.

     I believe I should let the piggies do their own letter writing here. 
Gracious -- they seem to require correspondence secretaries.

All best,
Alge