[Gpdd] Virtual: Chester and Peaches

[Algernon07 at aol.com]

My dearest Peaches,
     No ... never would I desert you and let "the rowdy boars get their paws 
on you," but I certainly want to allow you the space you need. Trust me, I 
shall be your protector. I am, actually, a boar to be reckoned with should the 
need present itself which is unlikely. The boars have never been known to get 
truly rowdy on these trips except for one little young fellow who found some 
poor sow's misplaced red "dainties" and was running about with them during the 
Memorial Day Picnic.
     Pumpkin, as I understand is going to be one of the piggies 
rumblestrutting on stage during the performance of the Rumblestrut Blues. Maybe there are 2 
Pumpkins? Charlie will be here also. He is, as he says, "very esscited." We 
have no sows in our house but he loves to practice rumblestrutting. That, by 
the way, is why we are no longer cagemates.
     Please let your Mama know that we are bringing what's needed for 
assorted fruit smoothies   -- enough even to satisfy Petunia Pig.   wheeek wheeek!   
Plus Alge is doing carrot filled cucumber slices -- Petunia says she hopes 
there will be lots of them so Alge is making a whole lot of them. Also, we are 
bringing whatever is needed for the ever popular broccoli blasters. And 
certainly we are available for any little jobs.
     Who is the dear sow who is awaiting the arrival of little ones but is 
making such delicate things as handkerchiefs -- is it Mrs. Picwick? We want to 
request 4 hankies from her for our suit pockets and tux pockets, embroidered 
with our group initials "TJR." Should there be tears shed the wedding, as 
gentlepigs we would like to be able to present the necessary handkerchief to a 
sniffling lady pig. A bit of gallantry that we find in order.
     Now, you've asked about me. I am over a year old -- in fact, Charlie and 
I (tho not brothers but cagemates) were born around the first of April in 
2004, so I'm nearly two. I look to Mr. Cooders as my mentor most of the time. I 
have nice sidewhiskers, an innate inquisitiveness, I am friendly, part abby and 
Alge tells me that I am "extremely handsome." I hope that she's a good judge 
of such things. She also says I'm intelligent.   Wheeek wheeek-- I hope she's 
correct in that.
     My dear Peaches, this has become quite lengthy so I shall stop here.
     Even if nothing romantic develops between us, I'm certain that we shall 
become fast friends.

Ever at your service,
Chester of the Jolly Rodents