[Gpdd] silly- from the royal court

[joy smith]

introducing the newly appointed royal and diplomatic correspondent, writing 
for the wheekly gassette, Gizmo Wheekall, who presents his first report from 
the royal hutch-

'in the last wheeek there have been some interesting happenings around the 
royal apartments and the wheekly gassette has been considering what they may 
mean
there have been large boxes, in paper which makes an interesting and 
wheek-inducing rustling noise, which have distracted many of the royal 
household, in addition, there have been many slaves who have gathered 
together in dining and kitchen areas, with blinding flashes and lots of 
human hilarity, it is apparent that the slaves have had something to 
celebrate,
conjecture amonst the royal household is that the slave known as Sarah has 
done something humanly clever.
careful inspection has revealed large floating objects with the number '18' 
emblazened on them,  it is rumoured that these objects belong to Slave Sarah
the significance of wheech is unknown.
it is hoped that the consequential and  worrying interuption to the  
traditional tomatoe bearing ceremony,  held daily will cease, as events calm 
down. as you can imagine slaves getting distracted by their human activities 
is very  worrying for all gpigs and there may be some wheeking protests 
made.
preparations for the royal wedding continue however and the Lady Jasmine is 
becoming more and more excited, popcorning, it is rumoured, to a full four 
inches above her hay.
HRH Prince Biscuit is remaining pignified and calm.
there will be a special birthday interview with the Prince on 6th February, 
his 2nd Birthday, which will be repigged here.
preparations for the birthday celebrations are beginning so from a busy 
royal household and the royal hutch it is goodbye and good evening'.

Gizmo Wheekall


Joy and Sarah Smith
Oxford, UK- slaves to: Prince Biscuit of Nani, Neo and Sam, Horace, Gizmo, 
Badger and India guardian of  the lady Jasmine- remembering Angelina; 
Barney; the beautiful Sprite, Lenny the Lion Pig, Head Nurse and Super Pet, 
at the Rainbow Bridge, waiting.