[Gpdd] <silly. Piggies working for their lettuce>
Lawdude101 at aol.com
Lawdude101 at aol.com
Sun Mar 19 01:46:03 EST 2006
Midnight (all-black Peruvian long-hair) and Twilight (black with brown
tufts) were our last piggies. Wife Ellen wanted Midnight and Twilight to earn
their keep. She wanted me to build a wooden ramp from the floor to the kitchen
sink (these were free-range piggies, allowed to roam the house). Midnight was
to wash the dishes and Twilight was to dry. Silly Ellen; doesn't she know that
piggies can't wash dishes? They don't have an opposible thumb and
forefinger, so they can't pick up the dishes. I can just imagine their conversation:
Midnight: Hey, Twilight. Gimme some dishes to dry.
Twilight: Sorry Midnight, I can't pick them up. No thumbs.
Midnight: Well, maybe in a hundred thousand years we'll evolve
opposible
thumbs and index fingers.
Glen
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