[Gpdd] MISC:New Exercise Plan

[Birdie Horn]

I thought floor time was suppose
  to give the piggies exercise not
  the slave. Well how wrong I was.
  A while back I wrote how Miss 
  Perky had humiliated me, well
  she is at it again. This time before 
  it was all said and done 3 neighbor 
  kids and I was the laughing stock 
  of Omaha Ne. I was waiting for the
  news crew to show up and hear on 
  tv - "Crazy woman and three children
  chasing a small guinea pig around the 
  yard. Film at 11. I had been chasing 
  around a bush, beside a small dead
  tree, metal steps that have nothing 
  behind , by a wooden wall, a chain 
  link fence and a yard. The whole area 
  can't be more than 15 by 15 yards. Now
  that really isn't much space until you
  are chasing something that eludes 
  you time and time again. I think of
  giving up my membership at the 
  YMCA and just chase Miss Pooky 
  and Miss Perky around for exercise. 
  I get my bending over (that causes 
  a head rush) from stooping down, 
  my arm excercises from tring to
  make a fast grab, my leg exercises
  from tring to run after them to get
  them cornered. I must say it would 
  be cheaper and closer to home. 
  Does anyone have suggestions 
  how to remedy this problem or should
  I just resign myself to the NEW 
  EXERCISE PLAN. 
  Even more humilited gp addict &
  slave Birdie to Jimmy Jr. Spunky 
  (the good boys) and the faster than
  a speeding bullet and slipperly 
  than an ell Miss Pooky and Miss Perky


Birdie

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