[Gpdd] SILLY Olympigs Damsel in Distress

[Penny Charlesworth]

Hello Chester.

Are you still looking for a damsel to escort to the Pig Olympigs?

My name is Diamond and I am one of Team Piggyfriends. My fatter sisters, Gingerbread and Mayflower, are going with Jan the Boar and as Charlie is taking Yaya, perhaps you might consider me?

The 11 boars here are too busy with soccer tactics to think about us girls and I will be lonely without my sisters. I am a tri-colour Peruvian and, as my hair hangs over my eyes, I would be so pleased to have a hunky Jolly Rodent show me around so that I don't bump into anypig. You could also take me to where the best food is.

I am a quiet, reserved English girl so I need a large and kind piggy to keep me safe and warm.

Hoping to hear from you,

Diamond Piggyfriend.