[Gpdd] Silly: Front Row Seat for Diamond

[Algernon07 at aol.com]

My Dearest Diamond,
     
     I did almost take   gentleman's part but decided that this was like the 
Shakespearean plays of old, when boys and men played ALL the parts. (Don't 
worry -- I'll be right there, up in front, very much the boar, when we perform 
Beethoven Pig's Rumblestrut Blues.) I think we're going to watch the movie on 
VCR tape from the library yet tonight -- or a part of it. Tell your momma that 
Charlie is paying Richard Gere's part, the flamboyant lawyer, who dances his 
way through the trial. The movie is "Chicago."

     After I view the movie, my dear Princess, perhaps another role will 
appeal to me. But this will take talent to pull off. Later, in another production, 
I'm planning a Shakespearean soliloquy, a la Richard Burton. You will see 
then that I'm not suffering from any kind of gender confusion. Actually, all this 
"dressing up" started as a way of sneaking Charlie (who so much wanted to see 
his lovely Yaya) in to the Princess Snowflake's Tea when we thought that no 
boars would be going. A few of the other boars joined in, like us, struggling 
around in mid-heeled shoes. They seemed pretty high to us! We don't know how 
you sows manage and to come off so gracefully with all your encumbrances.

     Have you and you mum ever seen Marilyn Monroe in Some "Like It Hot" 
which is considered a comedy classic? So, we borrowed our idea from Jack Lemon and 
Tony Curtis. We had recently seen the movie on the telly. 

     We're sorry that your mum couldn't get a ticket to see Led Zeppelin in 
London. It's pretty cool that she wanted to go though. 

Your loving Chester, Jolly Rodent



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