[Gpdd] SILLY: I'm scared too! - Tabitha

[jaaladog]

Dear other piggy's masters on this list,

I heard Mommy's computer reading to her today and I heard something about 
human children being scared of Santa Claws.  I just wanted them to all not 
feel bad because Samantha and I are very afraid of Santa Claws too.  From 
what we understand, he goes around in these really weird looking clothes and 
uses animals to drag him around.  And from other things we hear, he is 
really fat and that doesn't seem very nice to do to the poor reindeer to us.

Also, we are concerned about someone who goes around breaking into 
everyone's house.  What if he steals all the hay or parsley?  And, to make 
matters worse, he has (shudder) claws!  Doesn't he get a lot of soot under 
them when he comes down the chimney?   For that matter, what is a chimney? 
I guess his Mommy doesn't put  a brick under his drinking bottle to keep 
them trim and I'll bet he screams like we do when she tries to trim them.... 
What's that you said, Mommy?

(Me speaking in the background)

Oh, *C* *L* *A* **U** *s*??. . . (long embarrassed silence in which you hear 
Samantha snickering)

Tabitha (Blushing):  Uhm, never mind and Merry Christmas!