[Gpdd] SILLY Front Seat for Diamond

[Penny Charlesworth]

Dearest Chester,

Thank you for explaining to me the complicated process of acting. I'm sure that our slave understands this kind of thing but as a mere guinea pig, I have never been involved in stage work. It all sounds very exciting and I am looking forward to seeing this extravaganza.

Our slave has a poster of the "Amazing Cavy Brothers" on her wall, depicting the "Flying Dutchmen", three Dutch piggies performing on a trapeze in a Guinea Pig Circus. It looks extremely dangerous to me but Cadbury, Bramley and Rye, who are, in fact, three Dutch brothers are keen to try this out and perhaps there would be a place for them in some future production, if they haven't fallen from the trapeze first.

Our slave saw the movie "Some Like it Hot" many years ago and has explained the story to us all. She was away on vacation at the time of Princess Snowflake's tea party so was unaware of the lengths to which certain boars were willing to go in order to attend and she hopes that none of the Piggyfriend boars disgraced themselves in any way. If so, she feels that she must apologise to the Princess for any indiscretion.

She is very fond of Shakespeare and would like to see you performing a soliloquy in a later production and will have to disguise herself as a piggy in order to get a seat. Perhaps she could comb her hair over her eyes, just like I do and no-one would notice that she is rather large for a piggy.

While the piggies have command of the computer, Daisy would like to thank Princess Snowflake for the congratulations.

Looking forward to seeing you again at the Cavy Cavaret,

Lots of love from Diamond Piggyfriend.xxx