[Gpdd] Silly: guinea pig slave when

[Birdie Horn]

HELP!!!! 
  I've created a monster!
  Jimmy Jr. is getting so 
  pigtural and so pigdemanding
  that he insist that he have 
  a peace of celery at every 
  feeding. Being a VP must 
  ave really gone to his head. 
  I don't care what else I offer
  he has to have his celery 
  before he eats anything else.
  I have paid up to double 
  for a skinny stalk which
  is about half the size of 
  a normal stock. 
  Yep, I know I'm a guinea pig 
  slave. I think maybe I'll
  start as chapter of GPSA
  (Guinea Pig Slave Anonymous)
  It will start out by saying :
  Hi, I'm Birdie and I'm 
  a Guiana pig slave. Lets
  start out by bowing our
  heads and repeating our 
  Motto: 
  Wheek are the Slaves of 
  our Guinea Pigs and 
  wheek are powerless 
  over our Slavedom. I admit
  that I live my life to serve 
  them. Wheek live to buy 
  Timothy Hay, Pellets and
  Fresh Treats for our 
  masters for all pig 
  eternity. Amen
  Anyone else caring to join
  GPSA please email me. 
  Wheek just can't help our
  selves.
  Slave to Masters:
  Jimmy Jr. LAPS VP
  Spunky LAPS member
  and the MP"S 
  Miss Perky and 
  Miss Pooky
   
   
   
   
   


Birdie

 
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