[Gpdd] VIRTUAL and very SILLY Opening ceremony for Olympigs

Penny Charlesworth piggyfriends at tesco.net
Mon Feb 19 05:20:20 EST 2007


Filled with delusions of grandeur after watching Gladiator ( again ) on the television last night, the LAPS Piggyfriends are in favour of having the film's theme tune for the opening ceremony.

The smaller Piggyfriends are very grateful to Lady Bug for championing the cause of smaller piggies everywhere and have started a Lady Bug Appreciation Society. All piggies under 3lb. are welcome to join.

They also like her suggestion of having mice or hamsters to serve the grapes. Four new fancy mice have just joined the Piggyfriends menagerie from the animal shelter so in addition to the 2 already here we have 6 volunteers for this honour. They reserve the right to share the grapes. They know that at least one other slave also cares for mice so there should be enough servers.

They all love dogs but have always been used to having boxers around as friends, guards and all round good four-legged slaves but they are willing to give Golden Retrievers a chance. Their slave favours the pot-bellied pigs as she has always wanted to care for one and might get to take one home afterwards.

>From the Piggyfriends, dictated to their slave, as they are too busy eating their breakfast.


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