[Gpdd] Silly: Pigolympics/ Charlie and Chester: LAPS

Carla Martinez cmartinez36 at houston.rr.com
Sun Feb 25 08:12:00 EST 2007


Dear Chester and Charlie,

 

Good to hear from you! Other friends will want to tell you about some other
stuff you may have missed. But Snowball wants to make sure you hear about
the LAPS display during the opening ceremonies. It is going to be so
awesome. There are going to be litters for all the LAPS members. You know
like Indian royalty uses to go from one place to another? The litters will
be adorned with silk embroidered cushions and there will be banners made of
all-natural stuff such as seeds stems pods and flowers and veggies like in
the Parade of Roses. There will be music playing: "We Are the Champions" by
Queen. The litters will be carried on the backs of large tame gpig-friendly
trustworthy dogs: golden retrievers, boxers, greyhounds, Russian wolfhounds,
German shepherds, Australian shepherds, standard poodles..each LAPS member
will be attended by four fancy white mice feeding them grapes and other
tasty nibbles. All the LAPS members will wear a crown of laurels and have
the LAPS sash over their athletic togs.

 

After the crowd finishes swooning over the entrance of the large and ample
pigs, they will disembark from the litters and line up in formation, turning
to face the crowd on all sides. If there are some LAPS members that can do
something special like stand on their hind legs, they could do a brief
display, then the officers will come forward and all the LAPS members will
salute them! So come on Chester and Charlie, start rehearsing! You need to
select 2 dogs to carry your litters also!

 

Carla, Snowball and Apache, with Snickers in our hearts

 

 



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