[Gpdd] [ANNOUNCE] PigOlympics--Cilantro Pull

[William Farmer]

I understand from listening to some recent scuttlebutt (a cavey term that
we'll not go into just now) that there is to be a PigOlympics event known as
The Cilantro-Pull.
 
On behalf of his slave Audrey Binder, I hereby wish to submit Gordon's
official entry, for this exciting and most important event.
 
Let it be known to all pigs and slaves alike, that few will be likely to
challenge Gordon's considerable prowess and keen instincts, in this area.
The term "slam-dunk" readily comes to mind.  I know this pig, and he is
fierce.
 
Slaves be forewarned, when training your masters:  Nasty Cilantro cuts to
the finger are possible, if you hold on too tightly.
 
slave pro tem, Will Farmer