[Gpdd] Health: Samantha and Tabitha and the "mites"

[jaaladog]

Hi Charlie, Jolly Rodent and Chester!  Before Slave Earl will allow me to 
type with you unsupervised,.. he wants to know what your intentions are.  Do 
you know what he's talking about?  I *certainly* don't, though I suspect 
Tabitha might, the little troublemaker!

The stuff that our slaves put behind our ears was a mixtuer of the 1.86% 
horse paste, mixed with 22 ml of water.  Then, they divide it into so many 
10ths of units before putting it on us.  Our slaves decided to put it there 
because that way, we would not  be quite as traumatized, and from what they 
read on the topical section of the Guinea Links page, this was just as 
effective.  And so far, it seems to be helping.  We aren't scratching nearly 
as much now and I know they are planning another sneak attack in a few 
days... we heard them talking about it when they thought we were asleep in 
our tube. Hah!    Poor, silly, slaves.

Hi guys, Tabby heer now.  I reely likeed that you tole me bout your skin 
problims.  It made me feel a bunch beter.  Slave Lynn put some of the horse 
paste stuff right on the spot where I have been scratching and chewing and 
it seems to have worked.  So, if you or any of the other slaves need some of 
fthis stuff, Mommy Slave got a really good pryce on it and would be glad to 
sher them with you if guys will pay the postige, whatever that is.    Before 
I go, there is 1 qweshtun that haz been cunfoosing me... What do they use 
borse paste for?  Can you reelly glue a horse back together?  Wow! That's 
kuuuuhl!  Heyy, sniff, sniff.... I smell fresh greens.  I have to go get my 
share before that pig, Samantha, her highness, eats them all!

Yu need to bring the guys down some day soon and let's have a regular old 
fashioned pignic up here in the Georgia Mountains.  We'd love to meet some 
cute, fun loving guys....

Wheeeks & Winks,
Samantha & Tabitha