[Gpdd] VIRTUAL: The Big Day

[jaaladog]

Hi y'all,

Wow, you ought to see some of the pictures that Tabitha and Samantha have 
been sending me via their cell phone.  Well, actually, *my* cell phone, the 
little thieves!  I've never seen so many drunken piggys in one place in my 
life!  And all those goofy little grins.  I even have one or two with pigs 
hanging from some chandeliers  and making like Tarzan.  We have received a 
few really nice ones of the various couples making eyes at each other.  They 
are so precious when they are in love, aren't they?  There is one here that 
was rather interesting.  Three of the bores, and if I'm not mistaken, it 
looks like Igor, Sailor Willie and Rocky, seem to be wering fishnet 
stockings over their heads and romaine loin cloths.  Whew, must be some 
punch to that wine!!   We got a couple of all the piggies line dancing and 
from what Samantha tells me, their new group favorite is Abba.  She said 
they are really good to dance to and she can "like totally relate to the 
lyrics."  Kids!

Once Tabitha found out the balloon ride was out as to coming home, she 
informed me that instead, she wanted for she and Samantha to book a kangaroo 
to bring them home.  I explained this was not possible.  I tried to make her 
understand about crossing oceans and that the kangaroo just wouldn't be 
happy here, etc., etc., but all she kept saying was "But Mommy, but Mommy!" 
Then I heard another voice in the background whispering something to the 
effect of "Don't worry about it... there's always the cockatoos!"  It 
sounded suspiciously like one of the squeakers to me.  Oh good  golly, what 
next?

Oh wow!  I just got a pic over the phone that shows Duke being toasted by 
hundreds an hundreds of little piggies paws holding up champagne flutes full 
of carrot wine to him.  I also note that there is  a very tired, harried 
looking Glynnis in the background.  She seems to be holding a shovel full of 
. . . well, anyway, she looks tired.  And is that parsley I see in her 
hair??

I'll write more if I hear any more news.  Oh, by the way, all tattoos were 
cancelled, other than the natural ones or ones that were drawn on by some of 
the more artistic piggys.  I  think that Sam  and Tab are planning on 
bringing home a boomerang as a souvenir of their time in Australia.  Tabitha 
seems to think she can master riding on it.  Sheesh!

Happy Birthday Duke, you old devil, you!  Here's to many more....

Lynn, an exasperated slave