[Gpdd] [SILLY] Happy Birthday Duke!!

[warmbreath]

Dear Mummy
I hafta be really fast here, lotsa piggies waiting to send messages home. 
Peaches and I went with the group to the National Zoo WOW!!! have they got 
some funny looking animals here and birds of every color and hue that can 
learn to talk when kept as pets but are much better off flocking in these 
great big herds in the air that all turn and spin together like a fancy 
dance. The have kangaroos and whee are going for pouch rides but some of 
them already have funny looking pets in them and they all  have the same 
name JOEY!! isn't that amazing!!  And the koalas are the best we got to 
touch them if whee promised to be quiet cause they nap allot, either that or 
spend hours waiting leaves that smell like cough medicine BLEAU!
But any way the koalas fur looks real soft buts its so stiff you could clean 
my cage with it , but when you talk to them they just blink their hugest 
eyes and go back to sleep.  They even have a kind of guinea pig, they say, I 
don't know what to believe , but its called a capybara and it is a humongous 
guinea pig, I mean huge, and nor gorgeous colors, all one color, now abbeys' 
no Peruvians and American, no Teddies and silkies. No long hair, and thy 
don't talk!!! But mommy please, I'm so sad, I don't understand why they are 
in zoo's. Humongous piggies in zoos, this is a real funny country. And to 
see all these wonderful is the wonderful Miss Peaches, whee got matching 
khaki shorts outback outfits and whee look great, even desert boots and hard 
hats, I'm really sorry about the bill
So whee are doing Cavaret tonight, I am just a bit player and I got Peaches 
a secret place on stage right where whee can hide and see the show up front. 
The lady taking care of us is the nicest in the whole world and whee want to 
invite her to come a visit sometime,(if she promise to bring Peaches) and 
you should see Charlie and Fugly and Igor and all that boar herd, they are 
having the most best time, all of a sudden somebody will yell race and they 
all start chasing the guy who yelled , then they say Tag! I think that his 
name,  and then they all start running again till they find a big salad and 
they just flop down and it and eat and tell stories till they all fall 
asleep, mostly about girl piggies and the one that just managed to slip 
away.  And the girlie piggies run off in limos to go shopping but the best 
thing the bring home is the shopping bag, they compare them whilst they take 
tea, and then they take their teefies and rearrange them like houses, then 
they start talking about guys and who wants who, and who is going with who 
to the cavaret.  Mommy. I have really loved living with you and the cat, but 
this is just heaven on earth, every day a new thing, whee are even going to 
see a aborigine camp and see their special musics and how they mage Oz a 
country first, should by really interesting
Gotta go mom, big line, love from me and Miss Peaches . oh! and Charlie says 
hi too, he's next to write his mommy Alge a letter, I hope Duke has a 
burfday every month, this is so fun!! bye now
Manny the Boar