[Gpdd] SILLY: The girls are home

[jaaladog]

Hello fellow pig lovers,

Well, my wayward girls arrived home late last night on Pigair.  I was so 
happy to see them and tried to pick them up right there in front of the cab 
driver to give them hugs and cuddles.  Samantha informed me she was much too 
mature for that now that she is in love and a woman.  Tabitha tolerated it 
briefly but was ready to get in the house to se what I had waiting on them 
in the fridge.

When we got in the house, I noticed that Tabitha was up on her back feet, 
her front feet in the air and she was hopping around like a maniac!  When I 
looked to Samantha for an explanation, she sighed, rolled her eyes and 
explained that Tabitha has decided now that she wants to grow up to be a 
kangaroo and she is practicing.   Apparently, she plans on moving to 
Australia to live in the wild with the other roos.  Hmmm.

I asked  Tabitha how things went with her little crush on Rocky. She really 
didn't want to tell me much but finally admitted that she thought maybe 
Rocky was interested in other girls right now and wasn't the settling down 
type.  "I think he's a player, Mommy" was all she would say.  "But, I still 
like him and maybe later, when I'm older and he is ready for a ""real"" 
pig."  Ah, young love and romance, isn't it sweet?

Samantha tells me that before she left, she purchased, using my bank card of 
course, a day at the spa for her love, Fugly.  Apparently he will get the 
works. . . a massage, a makeover, mud bath, and all the goodies.  I'm not 
sure how he will like that bath but she wanted to do something special for 
him for Valentine's Day.  They have told me lots and lots of stories but all 
of them seemed rather tame, compared to what I've heard on the list.  When I 
asked them specific questions about certain events, they get that angelic 
look on their face and just look at each other and shrug their shoulders. 
Humph!  I guess the rest of you were right.  What happens in Aus, stays in 
Aus.

Well, off to the fridge now.  Got lots of goodies and veggies to prepare for 
my lovely babies.  They seem very tired and a bit bedraggled but did want me 
to tell Duke and Glynnis that they had an ever so lovely time.  They are 
thinking of writing a song for Glynnis and calling it Poop Scoopin' Boogie 
(With apologies to Billy Ray Cyrus, who performed Boot Scootin' Boogie) 
Once it is complete, I'll see if I can get them to perform it for you all. 
I'm sure they'll be choreographing their own dance steps for it.

Y'all take care and hope you are all well and as happy as pigs in hay.

Winks and wheeks,

Lynn, Samantha & Tabitha