[Gpdd] MISC: Pumpkin interview

[Dee and Joe]

Hi, Mr. P (aka Pumpkin) here.
   
  Mom slave said i was wanted fur an intervoo.  im lookin for cnn or nbc but she sez no the gpdd.  i am honored.
   
  Mom and Dad slave dopted me when my other slave cudn't keep me.  It was in September 2005 an i was suposed to be four so i am a senior pig now.  i am not tutored an there wuz gurls here so i live in the other half of a big cage Dad slave made.  There is jus a wire between us so I can rumblestrut to the gurlz all the time!  now there is jus one gurl named Peaches.  She is okay but not very nice to me if i get too close.  she bites my nose!
   
  i love all kinds of veggies and fruits.  i eat my pellets and drink lots of water.  Mom says i am a pee machine.  hey, i am a manly boar an we do stuff like that.  i make lots of poos too!
   
  i do have one small problem. mom says i haf to go to critterberries anonymous.  i DEMAND a critterberry everytime someone comes to my cage.  i am addicted and i admit it.
   
  So this is my day:  Mom's up time to beg for morning carrot.  Eat, poo, pee, sleep.  Play with my newspaper, rumble at Peaches, eat, drink, pee, poo, nap. Dad's home time for supper!!!!!  Eat, Eat, Eat, poo, pee, rumble at Peaches, nap.  practice rumblestrut blues. Cuddle time with Mom or Dad, oh no not the nail clippers!  Struggle, Struggle, grumble.  I deserve a snack after that! Yea! a critterberry!  Hay and bedtime.  Sleep in my cuddle sack.  Poo and pee some more.
   
  Hey to my buds, 
  Mr. P (Pumpkin)
   
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