[Gpdd] Silly: Duke's Birthday Party

[Kirsten McKnight]

hello all fellow slaves and owners,

My owners, Winkle, Smoke, Squeeeks, LMM (L'il Miz Moppit) and Tribble want
to know if PigAir will stop off in Hamilton (Ontario, Canada) as they would
really like to join in the festivities. LMM is planning to bring all her
beauty tools so she can look her best and has already made me do one new
hairstyle for her (she's a long-hair and very fussy about it). The other 4
are more relaxed except that they insist I make up a new batch of carrot
beer and wine so they can bring it as their offereings.

If PigAir does fly this way, I would like to reserve 5 tickets for them all.
I think they are all old enought that they don't need to be chaperoned and
Winkle, the eldest who is about 5 says he is willing to chaperone any young
boars that need companions. Squeeeks has reluctantly volunteered as well for
any young sows - I think she was reluctant because she was hoping to find a
special friend like Duke and Ladybug have in each other. I told her that
chaperoning doesn't mean she can't "fraternize" herself. But I told her she
better behave. She looked at me through her black-lined eyes and said coyly,
of course!!

Waiting in anticipation for confirmation of PigAir seats....

Winkle, Smoke, Squeeeks, L'il Miz Moppit and Tribble

dictated to and typed by slave Kirsten.....