[Gpdd] SILLLY: Many topics on the Big B Day

[jaaladog]

Oh Janneke!  You are so funny and probably right!  I can't even imagine the 
noise and the bedlam every morning.  OIf I had thought of it, I would have 
sent about 100 lbs of Carefresh to help with all the pooh!  Well, perhaps 
when it's all over, if too much  poo damage has been done, we can all pitch 
in to help with the repairs to the house and all it's  contents.  Oh, 
before I forget to mention another important date... A Big Happy Birthday to 
Susi!  If you will find Samantha and Tabitha, they have a small gift for 
you.  I know you will love it.



Glynnis, I am so happy that you looked into that whole tattoo parlor idea 
and filled the girls in.    I have a sneaky suspicion that was Tabitha's 
idea.  She has her eyes on 2 young bores, Baci and Rocky.  She is hoping to 
get their attention, I suppose,  by acting outrageously.  But I have since 
spoken with her and told her that she will get no beaux's that way.  She 
must  be a lady.  I told her to go watch the other girls with their lace 
gloves and fans and see how they look feminine.  She told me "Whatever"  I 
hate when they say that!  But I think she might take my advice.  Glynnis, if 
you can, try to steer her in the right direction to a nice young man.  No 
thugs or hoods.  She is still very young and is just coming into 
her"womanhood"



On the other hand, Samantha is floating on Cloud 9 about Fugly.  She tells 
me "he's the one, Mommy!  I just know it!"  She said that he has been very 
generous with his food and that she has really been eating more than her 
share to see just how much he would let her have and to see if he truly 
loves her.  I told her that was not the right thing to do and to share and 
share alike and she will make Fugly like her all the more.  She sighed a few 
times but then agreed with me.  She said she did manage to keep one of the 
flowers from her bouquet and she is overnighting it here to me so I can put 
it in a scrapbook for her.  Aww, how cute!



I was also told, in strictest confidence, of course, that some of the girls, 
and I'm not naming names this time, nuh uh!, have  been going over to the 
stage area and poking their noses under the curtain to watch the bores 
practice in their high heels.  They giggle and sputter a lot but do it 
quietly so as not to  be discovered.  They also got to see them rumblestrut! 
Tabitha tels me that when Samantha saw Fugly strutting his stuff, she 
swooned,  but Tabitha told me not to worry because she smacked her on top of 
her head to bring her around.  I told her there was a nicer way to do that 
but that they should also quit spying on the guys anyway.



The only other trouble I've been told of is that for the last couple of 
nights, some of the younger sows have stolen their roomies undies, 
thoroughly wet them down and then placed them in the freezer.  They think 
this is quite hilarious and now everyone is hiding their clothes, I think.



Well, that's all for now.  Glynnis, the piñata is in the trunk of one of the 
limos.  If you aren't familiar with them, it is a thing made from paper 
machiere (pronounced maa-shay, since I can't spell it) and filled with 
goodies, treats and other fun things the pigs will like.  I suspect that is 
where my favorite undies ended up but we shall see.  Anyway, you hang it up 
from the ceiling and let each pig have a chance to break it open  by 
swinging a stick at it.  They must first put on a blindfold and be spun 
around 3 times then handed the stick.  I recommend the other piggies stay 
well back until it is their turn.  Since Ladybug is already blind and does 
not need a  blindfold and it  is, After all, her cane, I think either she or 
Duke should have first crack at it!   Once someone has broken it open, all 
the treats and prizes fall to the floor an everyone gets to pile in and get 
whatever they can get their little paws on as their prize!  It's loads of 
fun and I think it will be a big hit with some obvious supervision.



God bless you Glynnis for taking all this on... and Oh, by the way, you tell 
those little monsters of mine that I have booked them tickets for return 
flight to Atlanta on Pigair.  No more balloons for them.  And don't let 
those little trembling lips or tearful eyes fool you.  They do that even 
when they think I should give them something I haven't given them yet.



Sorry to all the slaves an pigs that my girls have had worried.  They really 
are good, sweet girls.  They are just away from home for the first time and 
sowing some oats, I suppose.



So, have a great Birthday Duke~  It's almost here~!



Night all,

Lynn, a very lonely slave