[Gpdd] [ Silly]Wedding plans, Manny to dearest Peaches

[warmbreath]

My Dearest Peaches, my love.

Boy did whee have fun on our wheekend Boars party, I can only hope you had 
as much fun

Little Cap'n Jack was late you know, and in order to meet up with us he 
parachuted from his PigAir flight, in a multicolored parachute over the 
Eiffel Tower, I  sat the top to meet him as he had texted me, Then whee both 
rappelled down the whole tower waving to the crowds and screaming out Vive 
la France'.  Since whee were both wearing Bermuda shorts and Hawaiian shirts 
with baseball caps people would yell out "crazy Americans" plus Cap'n Jack 
had fashioned the parachute as a great billowing cape, what a star!  I must 
say even Igor and Fugley were speechless, what a riot!.  But don't tell 
anyone here cause whee all agreed not to tell, but I cant resist

But now my  mommy slave is in full wedding prep, today my digs were scrubbed 
out with vinegar which I thought was bad enough but then she started 
scrubbing me, I smell like a baby!!  Nails clipped, final fittings for my 
tux, lessons on bowing,packing,  reminders on how to seat guests, brides 
side, grooms side, press gallery, how to do pat searches for illegal 
cameras, all manners of manners, etiquette , which fork, etc., working on my 
toasts. and dancing lessons, Oh! my dear, Peaches, I cant wait to sweep you 
up in my arms for a grand waltz, but also some line dancing, two step, and 
the hustle!!! My poor feetsies!!!! Does she think I don't know how to tuck 
your paw in my arm for the grand procession, and small talk and paw shaking 
for the receiving line, how to address the royal couple, egad last wheekend 
Teddy was skinny dipping on the French Riviera, and now its Sir, this, your 
Lordship that!! Oh! and I'm sure Cap'n Jack is getting this training too, 
but whee promised to keep an eye on him, no Frisbee with the ring pillow!!

I will stop by and pick you up so whee can arrive together, my precious. But 
whee will have a great time just to be with you again makes it all worth 
while, my love!! I'm sure you will catch the brides royal bouquet!  Whee 
will have some time too talk and walk, just us! And I have a special little 
gift for you, sweetheart,  I want it to be a surprise but don't choose a 
necklace, and I got us matching  monogrammed lace handkerchiefs for the 
inevitable tears or spills, and your favorite lace glove to match, they go 
all up your arm, brrrrr! You will be a vision in pink, I can't wait!!
Until then my love
Your Boar,
Manny