[Gpdd] Misc: You know you're a Guinea Pig Slave if...

[leah.mcneil at wachovia.com]

...You go to a hardware store to get a new key made, expecting
to pay maybe $1 one dollar (USD) for it. But, instead, you pay
$3.50 for a vanity key that has your guinea pig's name on it. Yes,
now, on my key chain, I have a pink key with a crown and rhinestones
and it states 'PRINCESS' on both sides.

...You show everyone at work, grocery stores, restaurants,
or pretty much anywhere your new 'Princess' key.

...You have your guinea pig's pigture on your credit card. It's the
coolest thing ever! I have Princess Snowflake's pink bow pigture
on my credit card now.

...You show everyone your Cool credit card, keepin the last 4 digits
covered up with your thumb. Hey, credit card fraud is Real and you
have to protect both you and your Pig's credit...Wheeeek!

                    Love 'n Wheeeeeeeeeeeeps,
                           Leah...Slave to Princess Snowflake :-)