[Gpdd] Health: Piggie toenails

[Schumann, Jan]

OMG!  It's a festival of wheeking, squirming, wiggling, squealing like I
am killing them when it's toenail time!  

My mom says it's payback for how I behaved as a child.

I try to ply them with celery while I am doing their toes and I always,
always, always wear long sleeves for some protection from those chompers
that they have.

Tribble, the oldest, is actually the best now.  Leela earned her
nickname Ferret Pig from the contortions that she achieves while trying
to avoid the clippers.  Zathras just screams whenever I even touch a
foot.  Due to the theatrics when he is fine, I can never  tell if I've
actually hurt him until too late. Poor baby.

Jan
Mom to Tribble, Zathras and Leela
Lokai in my heart

Jan Schumann 
Medical Affairs Data Analyst
Select Health of South Carolina 
PO Box 40849 
Charleston, SC 29423-0849 
843.569.4847 p. 
888.824.7788 f. 
www.selecthealthofsc.com
Mission: We help people get care, stay well and build healthy
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