[Gpdd] [Virtual]<hey you lazy Slave!>

[Janneke]

Hey you lazy slave!

It's me, your favorite manpig in the world; Igor! I still havent hear from
you so i'm guessing you're busy with that new job thingy. Sigh.. you'd
better have that fridge stocked with fresh veggies when we come back! We
only tolerate this from you since you promised us that you would make more
money, which would mean more veggies and gifts for us *evil grin*.

Things have been quite eventfull here. (Also a bit confusing. A while ago
Fugly was pinching my bum a lot. It turned out that he was just doing that
to avoid trouble from his little bewitching girl) I have also been busy with
saving the turtles and and have gotten into eh.. less mischief than usual. I
know other pigs have reported about what i've been doing; i reall think it's
nice of them that they kept you updated, because honestly; i have to admit i
was a bit cross with you. So be sure to thank them!
Ow btw; please remember to keep your paws crossed for slave alge. She is in
surgery (probably out of it by now). I like her a lot and really hope she
comes through allright. I know captain Jack and Barnacle Bill are terribly
worried about her.

The group here has been tighter than ever. We cried for the ones we lost and
have formed an even stronger bond. Btw slave, can you keep a secret? (auntie
guiny is getting kinda paranoid.. ghegheghe) We have a ghost aboard the
black pearl; it's the one and only Toby the Terrific! Cool huh! I think the
goth girls conjured him up when they were playing with the oujia board. Toby
told me he was glad they did because he was soo looking forward to the
virtual events, and haunting the ship as a ghost seemed oddly appropriate.
He is eating as much veggies as he wants because he can float through walls
and he rumblestruts on the deck at night.

Me and Fugly formed a glamrock band. I borrowed the make-up you got from
slave elizabeth. Me and fugly look so hot in our skinny pants.. yeah baby!
*bbbrrrrr* Next to performing 'a thing called love'; we're also covering
Queens "fat bottom girls" (see
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEbEMjKitA4with lyrics) aaaaah.. hey
big woman you made a bad boy out of me!!!

Lots of wheeks!
Igor the irrisistable aka Iggy Shinola

P.s. I used a glam name converter:
http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=humor&cdn=entertainment&tm=33&gps=438_482_1020_552&f=00&su=p504.1.336.ip_&tt=2&bt=1&bts=1&zu=http%3A//www.angelfire.com/ny/MetalBabe/glamname.html)
p.p.s. *look into my big brown innocent eyes* no your wii is not missing..
you just temorarily misplaced it.. really!!