[Gpdd] silly; RE: Message to Merri and Samantha

[jaaladog]

Dear Fugly& Mary,

Please allow me to extend my sincere apology for my outrageously rude 
behavior.  Mommy says after I write this letter of apology to you, I lose 
computer privileges for the next 2 days.  Personally, I think that's a bit 
much, but it's her computer...  but I'll bet if it was Daddy who was caught 
flirting with another sow, he'd be in ginormous trouble!

Fugly, I do forgive you for flirting with Mary, as I realize you did not 
honestly know where I was or if you were still the love of my life.  Mary, I 
do apologize for challenging you to a fight.  My only excuse is that the 
night before I wrote that, The Daddy Slave's brothers were over here and 
were watching something called World Wrestling Federation and I sort of got 
into the spirit of things.  Tabitha is still hiding from me 'cause I was 
wanting to practice my moves on her, the big cry baby!  Mommy says all that 
wrestling stuff is "hooey", which I think is another word for poopy.  But it 
sure did sound exciting and I wasn't sure just how serious you were about 
Fugly.  I am sorry he made you cry and if you like, I'll make sure he makes 
amends to you one way or the other.

Well, Mommy says my time on the computer is up for now so I must go. 
Besides, I think I hear a suspicious rustling over there in the hay in our 
cage and if I act fast, I might be able to catch Tabitha and have a smack 
down exhibition fight right here in our cage!  Wee ha!

Oh, by the way, we can still get the case of applesauce and just break it 
open and share a bowl or two.  Perhaps we could even let a jar or two 
ferment to make things interesting.

Hugs & Whisker Kisses,
A repentant Samantha