[Gpdd] [virtual] pignic first date To Jodi da Pig, The Adventure begins
warmbreath
warmbreath at comcast.net
Fri Jun 19 21:16:22 EDT 2009
Yahoo!! Dear Ms. Jodie Da Jolly Guinea Pig, I is off right now in Agent
Igor's beautiful pink convertible to pick you up, OH! my beautiful Jodie,
I
cant wait, and I will be sure to pay my respects to your parent slaves and
respected elder sister Pegleg Peaches, and then away whee go on our first
adventure. I'll be there tonight and den after much pignicking an talk and
hiking, and zooming, whee will zoom back to pick up Missy Pegleg Peaches
and
off to Agent Igor's to drop da 'vertible an see how to get to Pirate
Adventure. Maybe whee be meeting Agent Fugly as well, and der be some
wunderful sows in dat part of da worl, da Yaya an Suus, ans so many I tink
Peaches knows dem all so whee will make many frins an maybe dey will sign
up
to our leatherback venture as well. So whee vedder get goin!!
Sweetie, As talked earlier I have a secret, soon to be not secret adgender
for our idyllic adventure an I hope sum of da odder piggie pirate weel join
us on my quest to save giant sea turtles, all can still have da vacation of
a lifetime, but a few minutes in each port-o-call putting up posters an
other maybe piratical doings can help out our distant cousins from being
eggstinkt, an maybe our little activities will get da peoples tinkin bout
other anumals dat need rescue, some are pets like us, some are wild animals
like da wunderful polar bears and Asian elephants, others are tiny but
important like da tiny coral animals dat make up da great coral reefs of da
seas, which I pray we see. When piggies an peoples make the earth better
for
animals dey make it better for demselves, ourselves, an dis one way I puts
down my little foot, and Peaches her pegleg an whee say, bedder earth for
turtles makes bedder earth for peoples and guinea pigs of da cavy kind! So
in da name of master Guinea Pigger, da late Peter Gurney, here to fore
known
as Peter the Great I post da following notice an challenge to da piggies
and peoples of our world wit dis proclamation:
Ahoy Maties, beware scum of da Caribbean! whee three piggies are on our
way,
whee be here, an whee be united, an whee be more, an if you be one of does
scum's thats nets big ole sea turtles instead of fishies, beware, da law of
da land is passed, July 2009 is the implementation date, an all you scurvy
lice ridden low lifes be on notice, whee piggies are coming!!! Whee will
find da famous lost leatherback turtles Backspacer and Billy, lost at sea
after da National Geographic Magazine Great Turtle Race of 2009. Dis
species
be as old as da dinosaurs, let no man interrupt their peaceful voyages of
da
7 seas, let no person dump plastic bags dat da peaceful turtles might tink
is delectible jellyfishes, Whee, da Piggy Pirates, will protect, whee will
offer rewards, whee will put up pigtures of offenders all over da Caribbean
with many pieces of eight reward for der scurvy hides. Whee are piggies
with
a mission, to save da sea turtles is to save ourselves in da future, let no
one stand in out way, Beware and Rejoice, da Guinea Piggies come!!!!!!!!
Posted dis day June 19 2009 by Shipwreck Sam, Jodie da Jolly, and Pegleg
Peaches
see National Geographic May 2009 "The Worlds Toughest Turtles" page 122 to
142 with mascot info on pg 142 See also www.ngm.com/leatherbacks virtual
race link on
http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/greatturtlerace.html,
see also "Nature" channel program on Logggerhead turtles "Voyage of the
lonely Turtle" hopefully reruns coming
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