[Gpdd] VIRTUAL: EGG CARDS

[jaaladog]

    Dear Mommy,

Sammy here.  And yes, I am behaving, so don't start asking a bunch of silly 
slave questions!  I have a question though.  What in the world are all these 
pigs talking about... an egg card?  I never heard of one and I didn't know 
piggies ate eggs anyway!  Blech!  Why would they want one?  They sometimes 
give it to the seller person when they buy something so I guess it's kind of 
like money or in our country, a debit card.

Oh, which reminds me.... We *know* you won't mind but since some of the 
piggies, including Miss Muffet and Gingerpuff
, didn't bring their Mommy's egg card, we have been using your debit card to 
purchase bridesmaids dresses and the like for them and us.  Well, maybe a 
few other things as well but that's not important right now.  (Big smile)  I 
have decided that I really do like Mary after all and bought her 2 pair of 
clear, acrylic high heels with rhinestones so that all four of her footsies 
will sparkle and shine like diamonds and maybe she will attract another bore 
of her very own!  I knew you wouldn't mind.... do you??

I wanted to buy myself a little rhinestone tiara to wear but Tabitha said 
that would be "tacky" since I am not the star of this wedding.  Says she!! 
No, Mommy, I know that Jody is the one who should be in the spotlight on her 
special day, and I will behave properly.  We all know that her Mommy slave 
is worried about whether she is too young to marry or not but if she could 
only see how she is with Shipwreck Sam, she would be over the moon. 
Besides, from what I hear, they are going to still live mostly with the 
slaves, so her Mommy slave can make sure she is safe and well.

Well, we must go now.  We stopped a couple of islands ago and bought a bunch 
of flowers for the wedding but somehow, a bunch of holes mysteriously 
appeared in all of the beautiful  ("B-u-u-r-r-p") petals!  (Totally Innocent 
look)  So, we will have to buy some more as soon as we stop again.  Please 
make sure to make a deposit into your debit card account because we don't 
want you to be embarrassed in front of all the piggy pirates and their 
slaves if  our, I mean *your* card gets turned down  at one of the stores! 
Always thinking of your feelings, Mommy!

We love you and miss you and send whisker kisses back to all the other 
slaves....

Samantha & Tabitha