[Gpdd] VIRTUAL: Wedding Atti

[GARY HESS]

Oh, Mommyslave,
I'm so glad I took Sapphire's advice and stayed. We went shopping for wedding dresses, and Samantha took great care that I found a dress that brought out my pink lips, nose, and toes. I love to popcorn and twirl about in it. I feel sooo pretty, especially since I got a nod of approval from His Fugliness as he passed by. Sigh.
The water tastes--and feels--funny here. It feels hot even when it's cold, and tastes vaguely of carrots. I get dizzy just thinking about it. After a few swigs, I got really brave and climbed up to the crow's nest, then, after watching the sunset and singing a few piggie songs to myself, I came to my senses and realized I was afraid of heights. It took four strong (and handsome) boars to lower me to safety. Good thing I'm not a LAPS pig yet, though I might become one soon if I remain on this ship with all of its yummy offerings. One of my crewmates gave me some seaweed to eat and said it was aquatic lettuce. I don't know what aquatic means, but I sure know my lettuces. They all laughed as I dug into the salty, crunchy stuff. I laughed too. I guess that's a good thing, laughing with my new friends. By the way, the aquatic lettuce wasn't as bad as it sounds.
I'd better go. I'd promised to meet Sammy for some dance lessons. It seems she's quite the expert, and I want to be my best for the wedding reception.
Your loving and almost brave piggie,
Hershey