[Gpdd] [Virtual) Da Black Pearl arrives for the Da Wedding of Bertie Pig and Sweetie soon to be Duchess

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It was a rough landing, the C-131 was very light, and it came in during 
crosswinds in New York, It's only real cargo was a small pirate ship that 
looked like some General's model in the hold, there were a few crates and 
pieces of broken equipment coming home for repair and return to duty in 
Haiti, also a few soldiers coming in R&R after 3 wheeks duty in Haiti. The 
first bounce at touchdown caused to toy like pirate ship to almost fall 
over, subsequent lesser bounces made the piggies feel like drinks mixed with 
ice in a fancy cocktail shaker. so when it finally rolled to a full and 
complete stop the piggies were in mild disbelief they still in one piece. 
The Captain had called in a few favors with the Air Force after a successful 
tour of duty rescuing small animals and providing light medical care and 
feeding stations for displaced small animals. Most of the work was to set up 
a chain of safe house for small animals along an escape route from the 
devastation of Haiti's capitol city after the great earthquake last month. 
The few Piggies aboard had lashed themselves to their bunks and they were 
very happy they had done so and were stopped. They waited while the planes 
crew deplaned and the extricated themselves from their self inflicted bonds. 
Their route was clear so dressed drably they shouldered back packs and 
carried duffle and many shopping bags with brightly colored packages and 
ribbons peeking out.

"Heya! Fugly, Heya Spooky" called out Capt. Jack, "nice of you to meet us, 
tell me you have a limo?" Fugly chuckles as he grabs the Captain in a boar 
hug and they pound each others backs, "no limo, buddy, looks more like a 
Volkswagen Bus from Woodstock", retorts Spooky, "limos come later. My slave 
has me on a budget except for the wedding presents after that little 
spending spree in Trinidad  and Jamaica. Dont forget Haiti, but she was Ok 
with that"

"Ya mine too," says Shipwreck Sam, competing for the next round of hugs and 
fist bumps with Barnacle Bill. The ladies join the boars, just as heavily 
burdened. "Well, well" what do we have here" says Fugly, eying a gorgeous 
mixed red and white sow who is new to the group, her rump hair stands up a 
bit. She is clearly in charge of herself and possibly half the known world, 
she smiles politely and offers her paw, I'm Trix from Piggyville in Tampa, I 
arranged a trailer and towed this rig to Cape Canaveral. I'm told you to 
have a rig to get us to our mooring, are you ready?" she demands. Captain 
Jack injects himself and says Agent F, Spooky, this is Trix, she's our new 
Business Manager. Trix offers her business card with both hands Japanese 
style and bows slightly. "I will be relieving the crew of their business 
matters so they can concentrate on running the ship and doing the pirating. 
You are agents!! Just what kind of agents", she demands, Fugly pulls his 
chest up and out and says , "the secret kind" Special ops" he bows and grabs 
his hat sweeping it gallantly across his chest. Trix takes a step back, 
"OH! yeh!, secret agents, secret ops, pirate ships, Princesses', who are you 
people trying to kid? We are cavies going to a wedding, get a life, this 
isn't some kind of video game or movie?" She spins and heads for the exit, 
trim Louis Vitton luggage spinning on its wheels and following her like a 
dog. Captain Jack smiles to himself, "well it is kinda lika movie"

Fugly to Captain Jack, "What did or didn't you tell that sow, is she going 
to have an accounting book marked Pirate treasure?", he snorts. Jack says, 
"well yeah! something like that. Let's get outta here. Dont you watch the 
Soprano's, they have business mangers, me an Peaches, Sam and Jodie, we cant 
do dat kinda stuff, dis pig, she will do good, she's from Piggyville, 
they're solid folks, she will represent us well to da kind of people whee 
need to look good in front of. She know good vets, her slave parent is Ann 
Evans. You are a Secret Agent, She is a Business manager, get used to it! 
And go hook up the trailer, Sammy and Bill will help. Bye the way where are 
da Dutch Pigs?"  OH! Dey right at da mooring we wit dem in a couple minutes, 
keep your shirt on."

So all is made ready , the luggage and gifts pilled into the van and the 
pigs pilled on top of everything about 20 of them,  and off to the mooring 
site they rumble where they immediately spy Igor and the other Dutch Pigs. 
Smiles and hugs all around. "Boy, after Palm Trees and sand all dees 
conifers and snows and ice look pretty strange." Jodie pipes up, yeah! 
definitely not a place for bikinis." At this Sam looks genuinely saddened. 
Jodie turns and teases him, "cheer up you hunk, the whole crew's waiting for 
us, we are having a rehearsal lunch, whee gotta dress, everypig is gonna 
look fantastic, all dees sows in pink, a whole cloud of pink. Dat Baby Hess 
be der. Deem Hawaiian piggies be der, wunder if dey wearing grass skirts? 
Dat Bertie will introduce us to Sweetie an her fambly, den da wedding, 
presents, dinner, dancing, and limos back to Da Pearl.  Never have I been to 
such a fancy dress affair.  Whee got dat Trix, she gonna be loads of fun, da 
Piggyfriends and Misfits going south with us for a while at least, plus all 
dem agents an we will be back in our beautiful Caribbean before you know it 
and den da Panama canal., and den Hawaii, and tours, and whales, and 
surfing, and bikinis, and luaus, dats der kinda bar-be-queue. Waterfalls, 
pigs wearing sarongs and grass skirts, and leis, even da boar get leis." Now 
Jack pipes up "now you talking whee boars get leis"  Oh! Ho! Ho! a Pirates 
life for me....  Where dat wedding, lemmee at it???"  Peaches sticks out one 
of her booted feets and trips da Captain, "Who you tink you layin?"  3 or 4 
Pigs jump on top and they all roll around laughing  finally shaking off 
their bumpy trip and grouchy moods.  Trix groans, "what have I signed up 
for, she pulls out her I phone and punches Princess Snowflakes speed dial 
button.  "Miss Princess, I'm Trix representing da Piggy Pirates, and I am 
happy to report whee are all here and ready for the big wedding, expect us 
in half and hour with bells on"...............................