[Gpdd] VIRTUAL: Puff writes home

[GARY HESS]

Dear Mommyslave,
 
Could you please send two dozen white roses? It seems they were supposed to decorate the wedding reception, and, well, they looked and smelled so good...I think you get the picture.
 
I'm meeting friends old and new. It's hard to believe I was just a young 'un at the last wedding. But I'm a Big Girl now, and they've asked me to set up sporting activities for the young boars to keep them out of mischief. They love the Food-ball game recommended by the Secret Agents as part of their ongoing agility training. We've also tried Carrot Toss, inspired by the human caber toss, but you can guess how that ended! Other games include Pushing the Cardboard Out of the Way, kind of like those human football players who practice their tackles. The boys like to hear that.
 
Barnacle Bill has been an enormous help in organizing the boars and instructing them in his not-so spare time, giving them pirating tips and tips on how to properly address a lady pig. He certainly is a handsome boar and very knowledgeable as to pirate etiquette. Har!
 
Love,
Puff
How did this writing get so small???? And those question marks are on purpose! Is the print smaller than normal?