[Gpdd] SILLY: A strange message

Lynn Williams mlwilliams at clear.net
Mon Mar 12 10:07:54 EDT 2012


    Hello all,

I opened my email this morning and found the following strange message.  I'm still trying to figure it out...

Ahoy, matey!  (Matey??)

This is Eve & Callie, writing to let you know that you shouldn't worry about us  because we are doing fine!  Hiccup!  (The scent of carrot wine fills the air)  We can't tell you exactly where we are because it's supposed to be a *secret* pirate mission... er, uhm, I mean cruise and only piggies and crew can know where we are.  We are having a wonderful time and have only begun to enjoy ourselves amongst so many sweet creatures and handsome bores.  (Much giggling.)

We will depart our current location in plenty of time to meet you to go to our new forever home so please have plenty of fresh veggies and hay ready and waiting for us.  We are going to ask Chips where he gets his carrot wine....
Callie:  Shhhh!  Don't tell her that part!! 

Ahem, well, anyway, we just wanted to let you know we are fine and meeting lots and lots of new and interesting pigs and other creatures and we can't wait to come to our new home to live with and train you.  Byu the way, how would you feel about a teensy weensy little dolphin coming with us?  We know you have an above ground pool and he really wouldn't take up much room or eat much food at all!  Honest!  ;(Very innocent, wide open eyes)

Love and wheeks,
Eve & Callie, the burgeoning pirate wenches  (That means your new lovely girls)   

A dolphin??  Now, what I want to know is..... who taught my girls to use email??


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