[Gpdd] HEALTH: Anya...SCAMP

[Jan Schumann]

Dedicated to Anya, who is over 5 years old!

To the tune of "The Lady is a Tramp"

She gets to hungry for dinner at five
You touch her carrot you think she would die
And toe nail clipping, she don't like that jive
That's why the piggie is a SCAMP

She doesn't like those diamonds and pearls.
But a little parsley will just mean the world
She runs the pig pen, she's the alpha girl
That's why the cavy is a  SCAMP

She hates the free, flowing wind in her fur
Give her hay and she's OK.

Hates SC winters, they're cold and they're damp
That's why the piggie
That's why the cavy
That's why my Anya is a SCAAAAAAAAAAMP

With apologies to Frank Sinatra.

Please add Anya to the SCAMPS list.
Thank,
Jan with Dargo and Patience  (This is a surprise for Anya.)