[Gpdd] [SILLY] Pig Brother

[rebecca.wilmot at permabond.com]

Hi
Well Day 3 at the Pig Brother house.
Bad news both pigs face eviction for the constant breaking of rules. The
programme makers are fed up with Vincent and Jimmy's bad attitudes, foul
mouths (from all the dropping eating!), and complete disregard for the Pig
Brother rules.
The programme producers have come to a unanimous decision that the pigs
should be evicted deeming their antics unsuitable for any audience.
This is the last day of their activities on Pig Brother.  Both pigs have
left guinea sausages all over the bedroom area and kitchen, the garden is
now devoid of all plants and grass.  All the doorframes have been used for
the sharpening of teeth.  The spa-tub is full of ladies underwear from
their late night parties.
Still, they are happy with their new found fame and the fact they have made
their way into the tabloids.  A lot of former guinea friends have sold
their stories to News of the World.   It turns out Jimmy has done a stretch
in Wormwood Scrubs prison for GBH against another pig along with minor
offences including theft from a local greengrocers.

Love Bec, Vinnie & Jimmy Pig



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