[Gpdd] [SILLY] Kissing Booth for the Poo Trail Festivities

[Sandra Oliver-Poore]

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Wow! A Kissing booth, what a great idea.  Whee shall locate it close to the
Official Greeters booth and equip it with those velvet rope thingys to line
up the expected crowds.  Mssss Cally will be donating the proceeds to Piggy
Rescues. The Rescue operators may contact Cally to hang their banners in her
booth and to distribute literature.  Cally, You should remember to bring
warm clothes, since you will be a long way from your warm state of New
Mexico,  Maybe help your modesty as whell (  My wife is standing right here
tapping her precious toes furiously)  Also you may want to write Peter
Gurney and see if he will let you offer copies of his "Sex Lives of Guinea
Pigs"  for sale.  You will also be near a Piggy podiatry booth and Massage
booth, good for you and your customers as well. You may want to use an arm
band system to establish line prioritie, these can be given out by lottery.
Of course, Mr. Cooders will be first, maybe he will want to set up by you
for kissing all those sows!!

Warm regards and parsley bouquets
WWW and Penny Pig